Blockybods MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBods Fitness Club

club, FITNESS, influencers, HARMFUL, social media

Yo, bruh, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky goodness. We got pigs that can fly, cows that drop diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Easy peasy. Want a taco that never runs out of guac? We gotchu, fam.

And if that ain’t enough to convince u, just know that our server is protected by a squad of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans.

BlockyBods Minecraft Server

self esteem, BlockyBods, Server, body criticism, body confidence journey

Are you tired of being insecure about your blocky body in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is rocking the square look! No need to worry about those pesky curves or imperfections, embrace the pixelated perfection! Join us and let your blocky beauty shine bright like a diamond ore. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted on our server, showing off his square jawline and perfectly pixelated abs. So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be insecure about is how much fun you’re having!

BlockyBods Minecraft – Where even Steve has a better body than these actors! LOL

health, Muscles, image, fit, BlockyBods

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of undercover Hollywood actors who are just looking for a fun way to unwind after a long day of filming.

But wait, it gets even better! These actors have bodies that are way more impressive than anyone gives them credit for. We’re talking abs of steel, biceps that could crush diamonds, and glutes that could rival even the most dedicated gym bro. So not only will you be playing Minecraft with some of the hottest celebs in town, but you’ll also be admiring their toned bodies while you do it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon on the server where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Only the bravest and most skilled players will come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your favorite actor flexing their muscles while they mine for diamonds. It’s a win-win situation, really.

PixelPleasureLand

emotional connection, relationship dynamics, Pictures, study, research

so like, u know how ur playin’ minecraft and u just wanna have a good time, right? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da craziest stuff goin’ on! like, did u know that joinin’ dis server will make u instantly better at minecraft? yeah, it’s like a magical power or somethin’.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.

oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.

so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mistick Minecraft Server

Friendly, Minecraft, competitive, Mistick, Active

The owner of the server “Mistick” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MistickFile.exaroton.me

Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

Community, Discord, Plugins, Fully, Chat

Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord:	Join Discord
Dynmap:	View Dynmap
Website:	Visit Website

Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any community events?

A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

RussianRaiders, Based, Army, warrior, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

BlockParty – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

roleplay logs, login stats, profile image search, Depravity, solicit roleplay

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Bunny Princess Edition! Ever wanted to be a sexy bunny princess hopping around in a blocky world? Well, now’s your chance!

Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the action.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and let the roleplaying begin! Who knows, you might even find your knight in shining armor (or bunny suit) waiting for you. Let the fun and games begin!

UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

sibling relationships, emotional labor, setting boundaries, coping mechanisms, family dynamics

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?

DadDramaCraft

Harassment, family boundaries, Insecurity, Family Reunion, toxic relatives

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who constantly put you down and make you feel insecure? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!

Forget about family reunions filled with drama and harassment, join our server for a virtual family reunion where the only threats are from creepers and the only insults are from skeletons. Say goodbye to toxic relatives and hello to a supportive Minecraft community where you can be yourself without fear of judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a new family – one made of blocks and pixels, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. See you in the virtual world, where family feuds are a thing of the past!