New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBlowjobs Minecraft Servers

BlockyBlowjobs Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBlowjobs

    BlockyBlowjobs
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 6985
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition

    BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2667
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Votes: 2309
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in yo blocky world! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowin’ up, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide instead of tryna eat yo brains!

    Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!

    So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyBirdFluCraft

    BrainyBirdFluCraft
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 787
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

    Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

    Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!

    Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3252
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 286 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    arcaneSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cola-song/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to arcaneSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    arcaneSMP is a server where you can chill and play Minecraft with new and old friends. It is a Whitelisted Minecraft Community with a vanilla-based server along with quality of life plugins/data-packs.

    Quick Access Links:

    Shopping District & Community:

    Our server has a bustling shopping district where players can set up their shops and be part of the community.

    What does arcaneSMP have?

    Friendly Staff
    Friendly Community
    Shopping District for all players
    Whitelist
    CoreProtect
    BlueMap
    Client Sided Structure Looting
    Personal Phantom Toggle
    Decorative Head Database
    Simple Voice Chat

    How does whitelisting work?

    Once you join the Discord Server, you will be sent to our how-to-join channel where you can find the application to whitelist. Whitelists are removed at the end of every season, but you can request to be re-whitelisted for the new season.

    Join Now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Raphiel’s Drop Mine Server

    Raphiel’s Drop Mine Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the evil queen of the land has been wreaking havoc on all the players. But fear not, there is a way to correct her behavior… by completing ridiculous challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8374
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3654
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Votes: 8052
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Towns Built: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

    So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IrresponsibleCraft: Pay Up, Parents!

    IrresponsibleCraft: Pay Up, Parents!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4428
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and financial betrayal!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game parents drop the bombshell that they’ve been secretly refinancing the virtual mortgage to fund their extravagant virtual vacations and online shopping sprees. And don’t even get us started on the virtual liquor consumption levels!

    But wait, there’s more! Inherit virtual debt and monthly costs that will make your virtual head spin when they pass on the virtual house to you. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can navigate through virtual financial turmoil and family dynamics? Don’t miss out on the virtual fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TelAvivBoomCraft

    TelAvivBoomCraft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3430
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got drones flying around and crashing into things, it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft! come join us and witness the chaos as suspected hezbollah drones crash and explode in tel aviv, it’s like fireworks but way more dangerous! who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? join now and experience the thrill of dodging exploding drones while building your dream world, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss out on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VHS to VCR: Instant Replay

    VHS to VCR: Instant Replay
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7821
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Always Virtuous, Occasionally Chaotic – SMP Server

    Always Virtuous, Occasionally Chaotic – SMP Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8064
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternal Virtue <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/udyr-build-season-14/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Discover Eternal Virtue: The Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where your choices shape the world?

    What makes Eternal Virtue unique?
    Semi-Anarchy Thrills: Experience true survival with minimal rules.
    Player-Driven Economy: Forge alliances, trade resources, and create your own economy.
    Dynamic Gameplay: From spontaneous PvP battles to collaborative building projects.
    Persistent World: Your actions shape the landscape and server history.
    Community Spirit: Join a vibrant community of adventurers.

    Join us today and connect to Eternal Virtue for a unique semi-anarchy experience in Minecraft!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules? Eternal Virtue operates on minimal rules, allowing for a true survival experience. Respect other players and their creations.
    How can I join the community? Connect to the Discord server at discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW to join our community of adventurers.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Griefing is discouraged on Eternal Virtue. Players are encouraged to build and collaborate with others.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players are encouraged to forge alliances, trade resources, and work together to create a thriving community.
    How can I leave my mark on the server? Your actions on the server, from building structures to forming alliances, will leave a lasting impact on the server’s history.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KingCraft Minecraft Server

    KingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5464
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Votes: 7299
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 258
    Dimension Hops: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Farms Harvested: 200
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of ruling over a measly little dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and become the new king! With a crown made of diamonds and a throne made of obsidian, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest of players dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether guarded by a giant chicken. Yes, you read that right, a giant chicken.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to turn into a llama for no reason at all? You guessed it, eat an enchanted apple.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become the new king of Minecraft. Just watch out for the giant chicken.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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