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BlockyBlingLand

BlockyBlingLand, custom furniture, custom shoes, designer clothes, Dream House, exclusive memberships, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fine art, gourmet meals, high-end electronics, high-end skincare, luxury car, luxury handbags, luxury watch, private jet, rare collectibles, Spa treatments, top-tier wines, Yacht

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, Communication, dna testing, emotional boundaries, Emotional support, family dynamics, family history, foster care, half siblings, kinship placement, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Professional help, reconciliation, seeking help, Server, sibling relationships, social media, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Trauma

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

Imagine a server where long-lost siblings come out of the woodwork and demand your attention and help, just like in a crazy family reunion gone wrong. You’ll be dodging DMs and awkward family meetings faster than you can say “I didn’t sign up for this!”

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to deal with family drama, but you’ll also have to navigate the treacherous waters of foster care and questionable parentage. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have long-lost siblings begging for your help? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

DollDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, damaged, Disrespect, Doll, DollDramaCraft, emotional, family, friendship, Grief, Loss, nephew, overreacting, perspective, Precious, reaction, sensitivity, sentimental, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	7490
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	9241	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Villages Defended:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	191

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doll pranks to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to prank your friends by destroying their precious dolls in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the look on their faces when they find their beloved doll with ripped hair, missing limbs, and drawn-on eyes! It’s all in good fun, right?

But be warned, the reactions may vary from tears to screams of anger. Just like in the story of Tom and the doll, things can get heated real quick. So come join us for some wild and crazy pranks that will leave everyone questioning if they overreacted over a doll or not.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the doll pranks begin!

Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

bind, challenge, conundrum, Difficult, Dilemma, EASY, entrapment, Escape, Ez2EnterHrd2Exit, FIX, Maze, Minecraft, predicament, puzzle, quandary, smp, sticky situation, Struggle, tight spot, trap

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6354

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

FreeAppMagicMC

app availability, app benefits, app comparison, app download, app features, app options, app recommendation, app review, app selection, app store, app usability, convenience, convenient app, free app, free tools, FreeAppMagicMC, mobile app, productivity app, Technology, time-saving app

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

arab world, chicken hunter, Cluckin, failed operation, foiled attack, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Minecraft, mock, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, online mockery, political commentary, political humor, regional conflict, resistance group, satire, social media, terrorist organization, viral news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	4810	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

breakfast choices, breakfast habits, CEREAL, cereal first, CerealFirstToothpasteNext, daily rituals, dental care, dental hygiene, milk, milk first, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Personal preferences, pouring habits, quirky habits, toothbrush, toothbrush wetting, Toothpaste, toothpaste application

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	6330
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

Auctions, Challenges, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Exclusive content, Featuring, Fish, Fishing, forget, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, minecraft community, Perks, PvP, Quests, Resets, Shaded family, Shops, smp, sunburnt, sunglasses, sunscreen, twitter, Updates, Vote, vote ranks, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Towns Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	1027
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!