Blockyblasts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

Straight.., self improvement, hindsight, guidance, Experience

If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BlockyBlasts: BestGamesTop10

Gaming, must play video games, top rated video games, popular video games, video game technology

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious quests, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at video games the same way again!

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BlockyBlasts: The Future’s Oops

smoking-related illnesses, public health, harmful substances, preventable diseases, tobacco control

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start attacking you. But don’t worry, they’re just here to steal your loot and challenge you to a dance-off! And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and into a secret underground lair filled with treasure? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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BungalowBanterCraft

bungalow sales, Singapore, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Article

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

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Chemical Mix-Up Server

Chemicals, Unique, Superheroes, theory, Superpowers

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

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Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

shonen jump, thousand year blood war arc, Conclusion, Lands, Cour 4

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

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Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

INDEPENDENCE, feminist movement, dating culture, relationship dynamics, Marriage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

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SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

tasty treats, Munchies, late-night snack, snack time, satisfying cravings

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

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WackyWarehouseMC

real estate, warehouse, Inheritance, Property, opportunity

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

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TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Chinese dam, China, civil disobedience, environmental impact, social injustice

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!

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