BlockyBlastersMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBlastersMC

arms control, arms embargo, arms sales, BlockyBlastersMC, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic measures, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military sanctions, Peacekeeping, Politics, UN, united nations, united nations resolutions, United Nations Security Council, weapons trade

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the UN is like, “yo, we gotta stop Israel from being too OP with their weapons.” like, they’re building crazy fortresses and using enchanted diamond swords like it’s no big deal. but don’t worry, we got you covered on this server. join us and help us take down the mighty Israel with our epic battles and insane PvP action. plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper DJs and zombie bartenders serving up potions all night long. so come on, join us and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
New Chunks Explored:	254985	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	6205
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	63
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Votes:	365
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1657
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!