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BlockyBikiniBattles

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
New Chunks Explored:	663762	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	55	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Star Shards Collected:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Dragon Eggs Found:	3101
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

BroBro’s Vacation Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBros, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, day trip, Distance, family, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, flights, in-laws, long weekend, Minecraft, quality time, relationship, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation etiquette, Visit

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape to a world where you can visit your brother without any MIL interference! Our server is a vacation town where you can explore, build, and hang out with your brother for as long as you want – no 3.5 hour drives required!

Don’t let your MIL dictate your gaming adventures – join our server and show her who’s boss! Build a virtual dinner for your brother, meet him halfway in the game, or just explore the world together. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only family you need is your blocky brother by your side!