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BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7304	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3118	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crops Grown:	4019	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5801	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1448	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.