BlockyBedrock Minecraft Servers

BlockyBedrock Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

    BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mines Excavated: 3163
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server

    BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1976
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!

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  • BlockyBedrock: Where Every Experience is a Wild Adventure!

    BlockyBedrock: Where Every Experience is a Wild Adventure!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 349
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to relive your craziest sexual experience over and over again in pixelated form. Build your own kinky dungeons, create steamy hot tubs, and ride on giant phallic-shaped roller coasters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of horny villagers who are always down for a good time. Trade with them, seduce them, or start a scandalous love affair – the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge!

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  • BlockyBedrock: No.1 Reason for No Sex

    BlockyBedrock: No.1 Reason for No Sex
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6267
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Towns Built: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The No.1 reason couples stop having sex is because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Yes, you heard it right – our server is so addictive that once you start playing, you won’t have time for anything else, not even sexy time with your partner. So if you want to spice up your love life, join us now and get ready to trade in your bedroom activities for building epic structures and battling creepers! Who needs sex when you have diamonds, amirite?

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  • BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

    BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7431
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

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  • Heat Energy Savings Minecraft

    Heat Energy Savings Minecraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1371
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we turn up da heat all day erryday! we got lava pits errywhere so you can stay toasty warm while you mine for dem diamonds.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all da creepers locked up so you can go in and taunt dem without worrying bout getting blown up.

    and get dis, we got a special plugin where every time you mine a block, you earn money to pay off your electric bill! so you can mine all day and night without worrying bout dat pesky bill.

    plus, we got a giant snow biome where you can build snow forts and have epic snowball fights with your friends. so come join da fun and let’s turn up da heat together!

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  • BlockyBrains: Autistic Adults Learn Differently

    BlockyBrains: Autistic Adults Learn Differently
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1533
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3323
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3013
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz this server is like no other! we got adults with autism runnin the show and let me tell ya, they process visual categories like no one else! they may be a bit slower but that just means u get to enjoy the game longer! plus, their unique brain activity will keep u on ur toes! join now and see how they tackle new shapes like pros! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so what r u waitin for? come join the fun!

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  • Journey Haven 1.20.5

    Journey Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6036
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3216 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why, you ask? Well, because we got naplings coming to us, like straight up from the YouTube video, man! Can you even believe it? It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. So if you wanna experience some next level craziness and have a blast with the naplings, then this server is where you need to be. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s get this party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnowQuestMC

    SnowQuestMC
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8289
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than playing in the snow for the first time in years!

    Join us for a snowball fight like no other, where you can build snow forts and battle it out with other players. Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget all about missing school for a week just to see some snow.

    Plus, with our virtual snow experience, you won’t have to worry about any pesky weather forecasts or long car rides. Just log on and let the snow fun begin!

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some snow memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real snow when you have Minecraft snow? Join now and let the snowball fights begin!

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  • HawaiiOnASMP

    HawaiiOnASMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8971
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1659
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is basically like Hawaii but without the palm trees and coconuts. It’s like a tropical paradise but with creepers and zombies instead of sunburns and mosquitoes.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of surfing on lava instead of waves, or exploring ancient temples filled with treasure and mobs. And get this, instead of sipping on a fancy cocktail by the beach, you can chug potions and fight dragons with your homies.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and ride on minecarts that go faster than a speeding bullet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the vacation of a lifetime without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs Hawaii when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, bros!

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  • DopamineCraft

    DopamineCraft
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1868
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Farms Harvested: 138 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of dopamine every time you find diamonds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop diamond mining, creeper explosions, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon.

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have Minecraft, am I right?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary Minecraft myth.

    So come join us and feed your dopamine addiction like never before. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

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  • CraftyPutinWars2022

    CraftyPutinWars2022
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7611
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin fighting it out in a pixelated world! watch as they battle it out with sanctions and tariffs, all while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire! who needs real world politics when you can have this kind of drama in a blocky game? join now and witness the chaos unfold!

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  • PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%

    PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4948
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the FDA of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got this new treatment that’s like, totally approved and stuff. like, 77% of players who have tried other servers and failed, they go into remission on our server. and get this, bro, the side effects are like, super low. it’s like magic or something. come join us and experience the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Squid Game Event Minigames Java

    Squid Game Event Minigames Java
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4168
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

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    Minecraft Squid Games Event

    Join Pleasentplayer for a Minecraft Squid Games event this Saturday!

    Date Saturday, 12 pm EST
    Duration Approximately 1 hour

    If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below:

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the Minecraft Squid Games event? The event will feature games inspired by the show Squid Games, hosted by Pleasentplayer.
    When is the event taking place? Saturday at 12 pm EST.
    How long will the event last? Approximately 1 hour, maybe slightly longer.
    How do I join the event? Click the Discord link above to join and get more information.

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