BlockyBedDisappointment

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Cozy Mine SMP | Java & Bedrock

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# 🍁 Welcome to MineCozy! ❤️

## ✨ Friendly Environment ✨ Join a chill Java & Bedrock server! This is a great spot to relax and make pals. The vibe is laid-back and fun. No stress, just good times!

## 🌿 Survival Feel 🌿 We care about keeping that Survival Feel. Every change we make is for you. We listen to what you want and keep on improving!

## ⚙️ Gameplay Features ⚙️ – 🏠 Land Claims: Build safe without worry. No griefers allowed! – 💎 Diamond Economy: Fair trade with lots of player-run shops. – 🚀 Player Warps: Explore cool builds made by players. – ⭐️ Teleport Commands: Use /tpa to friends or /home to return. – 🎁 Custom Heads: Add flair to your builds! – ⚔️ Consensual PvP: Fight only if you want to! – 🔄 Crossplay: Java & Bedrock players unite! – 🔧 Gameplay Tweaks: Small changes to make play smooth. – ❤️ Friendly Community: Join our lovely crew!

## 🔗 Quick Information 🔗 – Rules: Check Here – Discord: Join Us – IP Address: play.minecozy.com (1.21+) – Bedrock Port: 19132

❤️ Grab a seat, get cozy and stay for a while! ❤️ *This server is brand new! Just launched a month ago!*

Starknight City Life RPG Fun

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The World of Starknight – Story Adventure Server

Looking for fun in Minecraft? Join The World of Starknight, a cool city life and RPG server that keeps you hooked for hours!

✨ New Story Prologue

Start your journey today and see how it all begins!

🌐 Server Info

IP: play.woskserver.com

What You Can Do:

🗺️ Complete Quests: Explore the city and finish quests.
🏠 Buy Homes: Get houses and deck them out with cool stuff.
🚗 Drive Cars: Buy and cruise in custom rides.
🔫 Get Guns: Grab powerful guns for fun or defense.
🧍 Customize: Make your character look awesome.
💼 Work Jobs: Earn cash and build your life.
🌲 Explore: Find new places, rare ores, and craft cool tools.

Whether you like roleplay, adventure, or just want to survive, build your dream life in The World of Starknight!

FifthLife SMP: Level Up Fun!

Advanced Crafting Systems, Collaborative Team Objectives, creative building opportunities, Custom game modes, Custom Life Mechanics, Customizable Player Ranks, Diverse Biome Discoveries, Dynamic Mob Encounters, Dynamic Weather Effects, Engaging Player Quests, engaging roleplay elements, Enhanced PvE Experience, FifthLife, frequent content updates, Fun, immersive world exploration, Interactive Community Events, LEVEL, Player-Driven Marketplaces, smp, Strategic PvP Challenges, Thrilling Adventure Maps, Unique Economy Features, Unique Resource Management

### Welcome to FifthLife SMP!

Yo, check out this new public SMP server. It’s got a cool Limited Lives system and some PvP/PvE fun. Here’s what you need to know:

#### Server Info: – IP: fifthlife.mcserver.us – Location: United States – Version: 1.21.4 (Java Only)

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### Major Features:

#### ♥️ Fully Custom Life System This server’s big thing is its custom Lives system. You can revive players and get more lives. Buy revives from the shop. It’s the main deal here!

#### 🎖️ Mob Leveling System Mobs are not just there for show. They level up too! Their health goes up based on: – Distance from Spawn – Y-Level – Player XP – A bit of randomness

Higher level mobs will drop better loot soon!

#### 💰 Economy System Make money by: – Selling items – Killing mobs – AuctionHouse sales

Spend your cash on lives, resources, and more. YEAHH MONEY!

#### 🌲 Custom World Generation (Terralith) Why go vanilla? We use Terralith to add tons of new biomes. Explore purple forests and geysers. There are caves and new builds too!

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### Other Cool Stuff: – Random Teleportation – Land Claiming – Earned Ranks – Fun Cosmetics – PvP Management – Interactive Discord

And much more! Why not come and hang out? It’s free!

FroobWorld Fun Zone [SMP] {1.21.4}

”’FroobWorld Adventures, 1.21.4, collaborative construction projects, community-driven initiatives, cooperative gameplay mechanics, creative crafting systems, custom gameplay features, Diverse Player Roles, Dynamic Building Challenges, enchanting survival realms, Engaging Player Interactions, enhanced survival tactics, expansive exploration opportunities, friendly competition dynamics, FroobWorld, Fun, immersive community experiences, interactive storytelling elements, nostalgic Minecraft journeys, Resource Management Strategies, Semi Vanilla, smp, thriving in-game economies, unique server events, vibrant multiplayer environments, Zone

FroobWorld Server Info

IP: s.froobworld.com

Discord: Join Us

Website: FroobWorld

Dynmap: Map It

About FroobWorld

FroobWorld is a small survival server that has been around since 2011. If you like the old-school SMP vibe, this place is for you!

Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No cheating
Keep chat PG-13

Features

Land claiming with no size limit (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
Commands: /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prize voting

Join the fun and make some cool stuff!

Astral Pixelmon Fun Zone!

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Astral Pixelmon Server Info

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! A fun, family-friendly Pixelmon server just for you.

Server Details

Mod: Pixelmon Reforged
Version: 1.16.5
Recently Reset: Yes
Custom Textures: You bet!
Game Mode: Survival
LGBTQ+ Safe: Always!

Join Us on Discord

Chat with us: Join Discord

Server Preview

Check it out: Watch Video

What We Offer

Active Staff: Always here to help!
Player Towns: Build your own place.
Fun Events: Tons of stuff to do!

For Combat Fans

Gyms & Tournaments: Test your skills!
Easy Training: Get better fast with EV and EXP warps.
Cool Rewards: Earn Legendary keys and more!

For PokeDex Lovers

Dex Rewards: Get goodies for catching ’em all.
Commands: Use /PC, /Pokeheal, and more!
Shiny & Legendary Rates: More chances to find rare ones!

Community Vibes

Friendly Environment: Meet new pals!
Active Players: Always someone to chat with.
Player Warps: Visit cool spots made by others.

Free to Play

No Paywall: Get items by playing!
Cosmetic Keys: Win them in events and games.

Modpack

For the best play: Get Our Modpack

Can’t wait to see you in-game!

MineRealm SMP Fun Zone!

Advanced Plugin Features, collaborative survival strategies, community-driven events, Creative Building Contests, Custom Crafting Mechanics, Customizable Player Housing, Dynamic Player Economy, Enchanting Gameplay Mechanics, Engaging Multiplayer Experience, Epic Building Challenges, Explore Unique Biomes, Fun, Immersive Roleplay Scenarios, In-Game Quests Adventure, Innovative Game Modes, Interactive Server Community, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, minerealm, seasonal gameplay events, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival Skills Showcase, thrilling PvP battles, Unique Resource Gathering, Zone

Welcome to MineRealm!

Join the fun on the third longest running survival SMP! Since 2010, over 265,000 players have called this place home.

Server Info

Type: Semi-Vanilla
Version: 1.19-1.21.5
Staff: 21+ friendly folks
Play Style: Legit
Extras: Custom Plugins

Links

Website: minerealm.com
Rules: minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm

They keep the game close to vanilla but add some cool stuff for fun. Join the next gen of MineRealm and make some great memories!

Zecrovania Magic SMP PVP Fun

Adventure-Driven Quests, collaborative building projects, community trust dynamics, competitive PvP battles, cooperative gameplay mechanics, custom quest designs, dynamic player interactions, enchanting item discovery, enchanting landscape adventures, Fun, hidden alliances revealed, Immersive Multiplayer Experience, lore-rich storytelling, Magic, magical creature encounters, mystical energy exploration, mystical realm navigation, player-driven economy, PvP, resource management tactics, smp, Survival Strategy Challenges, Unique Crafting Systems, World-Building Creativity, Zecrovania

Welcome to Zecrovania!

Game Type: SMP & PVP Version: 1.21.1 Whitelist: No Features:

Magic
Custom Structures
Enhanced World Gen
Nullscape
+More

Join Us! IP: zecrovania.terracentrus.com

Chat with Us! Discord: Join Here

What Awaits You?

Welcome to a new world! Here, the land is full of magic and strange sights. You have come from far away to find this place, where the air buzzes with power waiting for you to use.

Are You Alone? You might feel lonely, but look around. Others are here too. Can you trust them? How strong are your bonds?

Join the fun! Meet new folks and tap into the magic that flows through Zecrovania. Your adventure starts now!

Zombie Pigman Door SMP Fun!

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# A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [SMP] {1.21.5}

Server Type: Griefing Chat: Unmoderated Map Resets: None Difficulty: Hard Platforms: Bedrock & Java

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Life is a wild ride. Ups and downs, wins and losses. But one thing stays the same: this Minecraft server is here.

Wilerop, the owner, usually makes these posts. But here’s the scoop from a player since March 2020.

For over 5 years, AZPBMD has been the spot for pure anarchy Minecraft. No hacks, just chaos.

Players come and go. Some stick around, some leave, and some come back. But the server? It’s still here.

The map tells the tale of all who joined this lawless land. It’s changed a lot, but the spirit of anarchy lives on.

Drama? Sure, there’s been some. Discords deleted, rules tried, but nothing can change the core. The server remains.

Life’s thrown a lot my way in these 5 years: marriage, kids, jobs, moves, and friends lost and found. But the server? It’s been my constant.

Join us.

### Server Info: – IP/HOST: lawlessmc.com (this is how you connect) – Rule: Only one! DO NOT CHEAT!

Stream: Watch here Discord: Join us

We give away hundreds of dollars in prizes each month for players with streaming on.

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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door.

MISTERHIPSTER Realm Fun 18+

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Join MISTERHIPSTER!

Realms | Bedrock | 18+

What’s the deal?

Come help us beat the dragon!

We got a new forever world on our vanilla realm. No mods, just a few packs for better play. Achievements are still on!

What we got:

Decent roads and early game farms.
All the gear you need to start.

What we need:

We want builders who care about the team!

Decorators and interior pros.
Terraformers and farm makers.
Solo project lovers or team players.

Why join?

Help make our realm feel alive. It’s a cozy spot to chill and build. Hope you stay!

Mic required!

You need a mic to get set up, but not every time you play.

YStopsAtZero: Pure PVP Fun!

”’anarchy gameplay mechanics, ”’Minecraft Survival Adventures, Clans and Teams Dynamics, Classic Survival Challenges, Community Driven Raids, Competitive PvP Engagements, Dynamic Night Cycle, Engaging Community Events, Enhanced Player Interaction”’, Exploration and Betrayal, Fresh Map Experience, Fun, Griefing Encouraged Gameplay, Minimalist Server Rules, player-driven economy, Pure, PvP, Risky Teleportation Strategies, semi anarchy, Silk Touch Spawner Mining, Trust-Based Alliances, Unconventional Building Projects, Unique Spawning Mechanics, Vanilla Experience Tweaks, YStopsAtZero

YStopsAtZero – A New Minecraft Adventure

Type: Semi-Anarchy | Vanilla | PVP | SMP Version: 1.17.1

What’s the Deal? A fresh 1.17.1 survival world made just today! No more boring land. Say goodbye to caves and cliffs. No fancy stuff, just pure fun.

Key Features:

Barebones Spawn: Safe spot to start.
/sethome: One per player. Get back to spawn easy.
/tpa: Use at your own risk. Wait 5 sec for all tps.
Silk Touch Spawners: Mine ’em if you got iron or better.
Sleep to Speed Up Night: More players, faster nights!

Simple Rules:

No hacks, cheats, or x-ray.
Don’t lag the server on purpose.

Play How You Want: Griefing, raiding, clans, and teams are all cool. Team up, stab backs, hide, or build. Trust no one!

Join Us on Discord: Got ideas? Share them in the Discord! Join Here

IP: ystopsatzero.org

Get ready for a wild ride!