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BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro! -
BlockyBedBuddies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.
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BlockyBedBuddies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
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BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history! -
BlockyBedBuddies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
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BlockyBedBuddies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.
We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!
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SpeedyFaunaMC – Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s streams? Look no further, because our server is filled with promises of adventure and half-year merch that will make your blocky avatar look fabulous! Join us for streams that will leave you questioning reality, just like Fauna’s Outer Wilds playlist. And if you love Fauna and need more, we’ve got media and merch that will make you say “Ara Ara” in delight. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers trying to ruin your gaming experience! -
BlueLight SMP
Welcome to Bluelight SMP, where every move is fueled by life force. Join us in this dynamic Minecraft world, where survival is not just about staying alive, but about mastering the art of lifesteal. Forge alliances, conquer enemies, and thrive in a community-driven adventure like no other. Dive into Bluelight SMP and redefine survival gaming today!5.249.164.184
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Vanilla to the Extreme! No resets, Wiki Drama, and Vanilla Madness! Join now!
UltraVanilla Minecraft Server
Description Small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game Founded January 2019 Player Slots 30 Address play.ultravanilla.world – 1.20.4 – 1.20.6 Java edition Features:
- Extremely friendly community 🌈
- Old-school Minecraft server vibes
- Minimal enhancements to the core game
- 5 to 20 people online most of the time
Technical:
- Tool-friendly, litematica easy place works
- Redstone is enabled, farms are allowed
Community Projects:
- Events
- Nether highway system
- Seasonal decorations for Spawn and Outpost
Rules:
- No griefing
- No stealing
- No PVP without consent
- No spam
FAQ
Can I join the server?
Yes, you can join by using the server address play.ultravanilla.world
Are map resets common on this server?
No, there are no map resets. The server has 1.13 to 1.20 chunks and will be updated to 1.21 when available.
What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?
Griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server.