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BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	271841
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP

business idea, Clever, Creative, creative thinking, entrepreneurial mindset, entrepreneurial spirit, Entrepreneurship, Financial Success, hustling, ingenuity, innovation, inventive, make money, money making, money making idea, MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP, outside-the-box, Resourceful, side hustle, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the most outrageous way someone made money on our Minecraft SMP! So, there was this player who decided to start a llama rental service. Yep, you heard that right – llamas! They would rent out their llamas to other players for transportation or just for fun llama rides around the server. And get this, they even had a llama fashion show where players could pay to dress up the llamas in fancy outfits. It was hilarious and profitable at the same time! Join our server now and who knows, maybe you’ll come up with your own crazy money-making scheme!

CraftyCurrencyWarz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, Black Market, Counterfeiting, CraftyCurrencyWarz, currency manipulation, currency wars, economic espionage, economic sanctions, economic terrorism, economic warfare, fake currency, financial sabotage, Financial Stability, financial warfare, Hyperinflation.., illicit activities, Intelligence Operations, international relations, monetary policy, national security

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	84	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5710
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

Serenity SMP: Where Using a Bedrock in PvP Is Totally Encouraged!

Asia, banned, bedrock, Cheat, claim commands, Community, Doxxing, encouraged, Hack, Handouts, host, Join, MARK, Ping, PvP, Raid, repeat, Respect, Serenity, Skilled, smp, Survival, Thrive, Totally, Toxicity

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Server Name	Bedrock Only Survival Server
Description	Survive, Thrive, Repeat. Build, raid, and make your mark on a world where only the best survive.
Server Rules	No Hacking/Cheating: Play fair or don’t play at all. Respect Others: No disrespect or harassment towards fellow players. No Doxxing: Revealing personal info about others will get you banned. Keep it Civil: Slurs are allowed, but keep it in-game and in moderation. No excessive toxicity. No Begging: Earn your keep, don’t ask for handouts.
Community	Join our community of skilled Survivors and raiders. (Try not to get raided, there’s no claim commands)
Server Location	Asia

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address?

A: The IP address is serenitysmp.online

Q: What is the Port number?

A: The Port number is 19132

Q: Can I hack or cheat on this server?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed. Play fair or don’t play at all.

Q: Are there any claim commands on this server?

A: No, there are no claim commands. Try not to get raided by other players.

Q: What is the server’s ping like for players in Asia?

A: The server is hosted in Asia, so players in Asia can expect a good ping.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchantments Applied:	190
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3473
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1512	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!