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BlockyBedBloopers

amusing bedroom stories, amusing sexual mishaps, awkward bedroom moments, awkward sex, BlockyBedBloopers, comedic sexual experiences, comical bedroom mishaps, embarrassing moments, funny bedroom moments, funny intimate moments, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex escapades, funny sex memories, funny sex stories, hilarious sex encounters, humorous bedroom antics, humorous experiences, laughing during sex, sex bloopers, sex fails, sexual mishaps

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crops Grown:	4234
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	130
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

BlockyBedBloopers

awkward conversations, awkward positions, awkward sex, BlockyBedBloopers, comical mishaps, comical situations, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing noises, embarrassing sex stories, funny bloopers, funny fails, Funny Moments, hilarious encounters, humorous escapades, humorous experiences, ridiculous moments, silly anecdotes, silly mistakes, silly sex, unexpected interruptions, unexpected mishaps

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9189	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	391
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	811	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ores Mined:	1167
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	4855	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

CraftyCompliments

Adult, Alluring, arousing, best, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, Erotic, explicit, flirty, given, hot, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, passionate, Received, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Suggestive

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2992
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to receive compliments that will make your blocky character blush and your pickaxe tremble with excitement. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense roleplay sessions, our server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity and your innocence. So come on, join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package

570M, arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, China, cross-strait relations, defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, national security, package, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed successful artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. Known for their luxurious and opulent brand image, MMG has released numerous hit albums and singles, solidifying their place in the hip-hop industry. With a roster of talented artists and a strong presence in the music scene, MMG continues to be a powerhouse in the rap world.