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BlockyBDSMHideaway

BlockyBDSMHideaway, desire, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden, kink, odd, peculiar, Personal, Private, quirky, regret, secret, shame, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to let your kinks and fetishes run wild! Whether you’re into pixelated BDSM dungeons or have a weird obsession with crafting pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	3860
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	126
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6320	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	190	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	3848	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

CraftQ

Adventure, building, Business, Community, Concept, CraftQ, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Join, Land, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Server, stop by, Survival, Systems, Trading, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

hey you

I just wanted to draw your attention to our new Minecraft server CraftQ. Maybe you would like to stop by and To become part of our community.

What can you expect from us? Well, we have developed our own concept and systems to offer a unique gaming experience. For us it is not only about building land, but also about trading and Business.

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