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BlockyBawdySecrets

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2857
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9201	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	8487
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8572	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	4132	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3535	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!