BlockyBawdyLand Minecraft Servers

BlockyBawdyLand Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBawdyLand

    BlockyBawdyLand
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1443
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

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    Have you ever seen a llama wearing a thong and sunglasses strutting down the street like it’s nobody’s business? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and NSFW moments that will have you questioning reality. From twerking pigs to scandalous sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and let your inner wild side run free – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze

    Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1487
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?

    so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mother’s Echo 1.20.2

    Mother’s Echo 1.20.2
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4858
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Votes: 3558 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 147 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the seething women who can’t handle a simple comparison to their mothers!

    We have a virtual world where you can build whatever you want without any angry ladies breathing down your neck.

    Plus, our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about triggering women with innocent comments.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally cool too!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisNoWedding4U

    SisNoWedding4U
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3224
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly prohibited unless it’s in-game drama over who stole whose diamonds!

    Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can invite or uninvite your virtual siblings based on their opinions about your pixelated partner’s mining skills.

    Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to witness the epic showdown between you and your sister over who gets to wear the diamond armor on the big day.

    Don’t worry about tearing the family apart, because here, everyone is just a blocky character trying to survive and thrive in the world of pixels. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and maybe even reconcile with our virtual siblings in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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  • ChunkyCraft SMP

    ChunkyCraft SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9587
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even does that? And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless (most of the time).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LowPayCraft

    LowPayCraft
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5865
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of working for peanuts in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a professional dirt digger and get paid even less! But hey, at least you get to do it in a pixelated world where the dirt is always perfectly square.

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional tree puncher? That’s right, you can spend hours punching trees just to make some measly coins that are only good for buying virtual snacks at our virtual vending machines.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, how about becoming a professional sheep shearer? You can spend your days chasing after sheep and shearing their wool, only to sell it for a fraction of what it’s actually worth. But hey, at least you’ll have a never-ending supply of wool sweaters in the game!

    So come join our Minecraft server where the jobs pay surprisingly low for what they do, but the laughs and good times are priceless. Who needs real money when you can have virtual fun, am I right?

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  • CraftyCaptiveMC Server

    CraftyCaptiveMC Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8714
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5391 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Potions Brewed: 180
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story about hamas altering hostages’ appearances before releasing them. like, imagine logging on and seeing villagers with crazy hair colors and funky outfits, all because they got “altered” by hamas. it’s like a whole new level of customization, ya know? join our server for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it! come join the fun and see what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server. it’s gonna be a blast, fo sho!

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  • KurskCraft: No More Troops!

    KurskCraft: No More Troops!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1185
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Runes Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Crops Grown: 4583 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean troops are withdrawing from the kursk front after getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. build your own empire and rule over the land with an iron fist, or maybe just chill and make some pixel art. either way, you won’t be bored on this server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a secret portal to the nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and ghasts for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Block Out Lights – Revived

    Block Out Lights – Revived
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9206
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with lights so bright, you’ll think you’re driving in the middle of the day even at night! but wait, there’s more! we also have black-out lights for those who want to bring back the trend of feeling like a secret agent while driving in the dark. imagine sneaking around in your car with only your black-out lights on, feeling like a total badass. join us now for the ultimate thrill ride in minecraft!

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  • Crops of the Future Server

    Crops of the Future Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3921 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna see a wild future where da UK be growin oranges and chickpeas like nobody’s business. imagine walkin thru da virtual world and seein fields of okra stretchin as far as da eye can see. u can even make ur own hummus and tofu right in da game, no need to go to da store. da climate change in dis server be off da charts, but in a fun way. come join us and experience a taste of da future, where marmalade be flowin like water and soybeans be da new currency. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see what da future holds for us!

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  • CookiesWorld server minecraft

    CookiesWorld server minecraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4536
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 2725
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    CookiesWorld – Copy Reallyworld! Where can you enjoy the game!

    mc.cookies-world.ru

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