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BlockyBattleRoyale

Adversity, BlockyBattleRoyale, challenge, Difficulty, Endurance, facing difficulties, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, realization, resilience, resilience in adversity, Self Discovery, Struggle, TOUGH, tough situations, tough times, unexpected, unexpected challenges

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft while being chased by a pack of angry llamas? Well, welcome to our server where the llamas are always on the prowl and ready to sabotage your building plans!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the giant chickens guarding them. They may look cute and fluffy, but they will peck you to oblivion if you get too close!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our infamous “Parkour of Doom” challenge where you have to jump from floating island to floating island while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s like the Olympics, but with more explosions and less spandex.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, your sanity, and possibly your bladder control, then join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for those llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6407	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	4098
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Towns Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mines Excavated:	2742
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Crops Grown:	3332	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4948
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	969
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8387
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!