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BlockyBantsMC

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7915	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

PissAndShitMC Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6214	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2665	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5084	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6046
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	439
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mines Excavated:	3828
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	709586	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1067	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7761
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!