BlockyBantsCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2551	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)

admin team, BEWARE, cloud, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, DOOM, Event World, fanatics, Gaming, Grief Prevention, market, pay to win, PvE, rules, SECURITY, Skyblock, Suitable, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4555
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5243
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do players have protection on the server?	Yes, players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to assist with any issues.
What features are available for player’s quality-of-life?	Players can use a banking system for interest, a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods, and access to multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Is cross-play available between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions on the server.
Where can players go for more information or support?	Players can join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server

19 year old, Affection, Caring, close bond, family, Fun, gentle, imoutoid, Imoutoids, love, loving sister, Minecraft, Server, sibling, sibling affection, sibling dynamics, sibling love, sister, soft tongue, special connection, SWEET, tender age, unique relationship, young

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	178
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!

KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3761
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	129
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7243
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸

The Phoenix

1.21, Chest Shops, Crafting, Creative, History, LWC, Minecraft, Other, phoenix, PhoenixCraft, Plugins, private server, PvP, Saddles, Semi, Server, Spigot, The Phoenix, Towny, Vampire, Vanilla, Version 15, World Edit

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4453
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

mc.phoenixnetwork.ca

✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2863
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.