Blockybants MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad

settle down, making fun, college, Struggle, career

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.

We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Politics, protest, Pride Event, discrimination

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!

but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.

oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

adult humor, adult film joke, adult entertainment industry, adult industry, funny sex

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

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BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

tantalizing, Naughty, NSFW, seductive, Provocative

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

curiosity killed the cat, shock, Server, Riku, temptation

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock in one hit! But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our floating ice arena. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with creepers and ride on the backs of ender dragons.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, trees grow diamonds, and players can ride unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, Riku, don’t look!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

harmful language, Stereotypes, Server, Transgender, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Math, studying, college, Friends, FINALS

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

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BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

Jinxed, constant struggle, never good enough, cursed, always failing

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

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LunarLands Minecraft server

multiplayer, ONLINE, description, Creative, Roleplay

The owner of the “LunarLands” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

episode 32, preview, Minecraft, Shinichiro Ueda, Staff

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!

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