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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!

but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.

oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	258	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	3125	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock in one hit! But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our floating ice arena. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with creepers and ride on the backs of ender dragons.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, trees grow diamonds, and players can ride unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, Riku, don’t look!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	381	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	618	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

KitsWars

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Hello! Welcome to KitsWars!

We are a big minehut server community that loves to grow and make friends!

Join us for a fun minehut PVP experience, and some kind, friendly members to talk to.

The staff are all kind, and we make sure to only accept those who we are sure will help us greatly.

Have fun and join now!

KitsWars.minehut.gg

Zyndra

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

We are a small medieval/fantasy server where you can found and rule countries and nations. Trade with other players, discover our custom crafting recipes or expand your territory through alliances or war!

We hope you have fun!

Zyndra.de

Blackmagiccraft

1vs1, Cracked, Duels, Economy, Fun, Hide and seek, Jobs, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

BlackMagicCraft is a very old server staffs are always ready to help you the people who play are kind and we hope you will be part of our community soon too.

What do we have?

We got duels, survival, jobs, a fun community, and more minigames/gamemodes are coming soon!

We also do seasonal events, think of Christmas / Sinterklaas (Dutch tradition) / Easter / Halloween and more!

blackmagiccraft.nl

⭐👾 FUNTIME 👾⭐⎝EXPLOSIONS, FREE, NEW SEASON⎠⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	827554
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

⚡⭐⚡ RUNTIME.FUN ⚡⭐⚡

The most anarchic project.❤️ [Анархия]> Hardcore mode, because here you are private through precious blocks and you can blow up any region; the essence of the mode is full griefing⚡ [Наши фишки]> Hard griefing > Your own enchantments > PVP of the new version > Your own recipes > Your own enchantments > Emerald armor > No PHANTOMS > Your own beacons > Huge Store > Player auctions > Best support> Powerful anti-cheat ✌ Join us! ✌ Our IP Play.RunTime.Fun ✌ Version 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 ✌ VK https://vk.com/RunBiggers ✌ DISCORD https://discord.gg/rZmbcXx64t

185.219.84.38:25448

FallenStars

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

FallenStar survival server with plugins, where we assure you a good adventure. There is no room for boredom

212.192.28.55

Umbril roleplay

Adventure, Apocalypse, city, Community, FANTASY, Hardcore, Races, Roleplay, RPG

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2486

Umbril Roleplay is an upcoming post-apocalyptic sci-fi fantasy roleplay server. It s based currently on a series of islands called the Umbril Isles after a portal was opened and most of the world taken by monsters

umbril.fluctis.com

Server for playing with GSD Revive subscribers Minecraft server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	1641
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

The owner of the server “Server for playing with GSD Revive subscribers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

147.185.221.18:34579

Wildlands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Ores Mined:	7538
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

[1.19] Wildlands is a survival server with plugins such as MCMMO, Quests, Custom enchantments, and more.

wildlandsmc.net

ArtisanPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	572
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5857

Brand new 1.19.2 Minecraft Factions server -Factions -MCMMO -Custom Enchants -Gen Buckets -Crate Keys -AuctionHouse -Sell Wand -Chunk Hoppers

Play.ArtisanPvP.com

Playthmc

KitPvP, PvP Survival, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We offer an exciting and unique gaming experience for all players, with our custom lobby, custom AcidIslands, and survival modes. Our custom lobby is designed to give you an immersive experience from the moment you join. We have worked hard to create an environment that will get you excited to play and explore our server. In our AcidIslands game mode, you will find yourself on land surrounded by acidic water that will harm you if you come into contact with it. This adds an extra level of challenge and excitement to the popular skyblock gameplay. Our AcidIslands game mode also features custom minions that can mine, chop lumber, kill mobs, and sell drops for you, making it easier to progress and thrive on the server. Our survival mode offers a classic Minecraft experience, where you will be challenged to survive against hostile mobs and build your own base. With no teleportation or home commands, you will need to use your survival skills to gather resources and explore the world. Our survival mode also features player-created towns and economies, where you can team up with other players to create a thriving community. As we continue to grow and expand our server, we are looking for dedicated and passionate staff members to join our team. If you are interested in becoming part of our community and helping us provide the best possible experience for our players, we encourage you to apply for a staff position. Join us today and start exploring all that our server has to offer!

playthmc.xyz