BlockyBants – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.

We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!

but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.

oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

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BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock in one hit! But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our floating ice arena. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with creepers and ride on the backs of ender dragons.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, trees grow diamonds, and players can ride unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, Riku, don’t look!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

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Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

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BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

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HotBlockMinecraftServer

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so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

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TunnelTasticCraft

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so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.

come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.

so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!

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ChillCraft: Instant Freeze Zone

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are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!

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CancerCraft: RegoraTAS102 – ERK1/2 Busters!

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Regorafenib synergizing with TAS102 against multiple gastrointestinal cancers, but in Minecraft form! We be overcoming cancer stemness like bosses, and don’t even get me started on the trifluridine-induced angiogenesis – we be blasting through that like it’s nobody’s business!

ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers have their own cozy beds!

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Server Name	The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Server
Age Limit	18 years and up
World Type	Brand New World

List of Addons:

Join the Discord server to get the IP: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP address from the Discord server provided in the link above.
Is there an age restriction for joining?	Yes, the server is only open to players who are 18 years and older.
Are the addons custom-made for the server?	No, the addons listed are available from various sources and have been added to enhance gameplay on the server.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, you can suggest new addons in the Discord server for consideration by the server admins.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through our epic quests, like slaying a dragon with a rubber chicken or building a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted potato hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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UnderstandCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance the Macarena, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden disco party at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of funky turtles!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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BlockBucksCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about lending money to your friends ever again!

Join us and escape the real world drama of friends constantly asking for cash. On our server, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without any guilt trips about not lending money to your pals.

Forget about being called a bad friend for not covering someone’s rent – on our server, the only thing you’ll be covering is your character in epic armor and weapons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs friends asking for money when you can have virtual adventures in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time!

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KindCraft Minecraft Server

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Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we provide you with a safety net to catch you when you fall, but we’ll also have a team of friendly llamas ready to spit out water to save you from certain doom! Join us for the most epic adventures and heartwarming acts of kindness that you’ll never forget – like the time our admin turned a creeper into a fluffy bunny just to make you smile. So come on over and experience the magic for yourself!

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CraftyCreeperCo.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you do the same old quests and build the same old houses? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most absurd way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be convinced that you can actually ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cake? Well, on our server, that’s not only possible, it’s encouraged! Who needs boring old stone and wood when you can have a house that sparkles and tastes delicious?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest where you have to tame a pack of wild wolves and train them to do your bidding? Just imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant wolf, leading your furry army to victory!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pig too). Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly awesome?

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