🔥BlockyBanterMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	2224

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	1297	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

AI creativity, AI Innovation, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, Crafty, Creative AI, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, digital creativity, Generative Art, Image Creation, Image Generation, image synthesis, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, visual art, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5339	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	7015
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Buildings Constructed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2425	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crops Grown:	8398
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Animals Bred:	177
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Crops Grown:	4240

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!