BlockyBanter Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame unwritten rules? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and say goodbye to the dumbest unwritten rules like “no griefing” or “no stealing” – we encourage it all! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? We support your shenanigans!

    But that’s not all – our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Legend has it that if you can catch him on camera, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the madness! Who needs rules when you have endless possibilities for fun and chaos?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

    BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

    We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

    Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter: Creeper Confessions

    BlockyBanter: Creeper Confessions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they found diamonds in their cereal instead of marshmallows? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon rare treasures while mining, like a chest full of enchanted golden carrots or a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, the conversations here are never dull and always full of surprises. So why wait? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

    BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

    Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

    Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.

    But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.

    And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!

    So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

    Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

    BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of dancing creepers show up, ready to boogie down with you. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and their hit single is “Trading for Love”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where Endermen bust out their best dance moves and zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: it’s not pretty). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP