BlockyBananza Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2290
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crops Grown:	2308	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Ores Mined:	1750
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Votes:	6966
Farms Harvested:	226	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2212
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1009	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!