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BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2076	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Votes:	1314
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

DarkCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, adaptation, Challenging, Combat, comparison, dark souls, DarkCraft, Difficult, fear, FromSoftware, Gaming, hesitation, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, Play, rewarding, Scared, sekiro, Server, skill-based, strategy, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Dark Souls and now too scared to even touch Sekiro? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can unleash your inner warrior without the fear of dying every two seconds!

Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle without the worry of dragons burning it down, because on our server, dragons are actually vegan and only eat tofu.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds!

Grandparent’s Cash Split Dilemma

blended family, Cash, college fund, Conflict, Dilemma, family, family dynamics, Family Support, family ties, future planning, Grandparents, half siblings, house fund, Inheritance, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SPLIT, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	6374	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your real family drama. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the true Minecraft warriors can find – it’s rumored to be guarded by a giant zombie pigman with a love for disco music! So leave your real family behind and join us for a wild ride on our server – where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

CraftyLGBTQ+Love

acceptance, attraction, Bi, Bisexual, Community, CraftyLGBTQLove, DATING, Diversity, equality, experiences, gender, LGBTQ, love, Men, Perspectives, Preferences, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1463	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of dating in the real world and ready to dive into a pixelated love affair? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and blocky love triangles. Date men, date women, date creepers for all we care! The possibilities are endless in our virtual world.

Experience the thrill of building a relationship while building your dream castle. Will your partner be a knight in shining armor or a damsel in distress? Only time will tell on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the love (and lava) flow! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server

aid worker, Belarus, Belarusian Law, Capital Punishment, Charity, crisis response, death, Foreign Worker, German Red Cross, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian, international news, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, Red Cross Society, RedCrossCraft, sentenced, Server, volunteer, worker

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8266	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!

ShadowCraftUK

British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7754	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

LotteryLuckMC

chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	131
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

Astrolink

Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!

Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	163751	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!