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BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	742
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	854

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5933

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Towns Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	4948
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Ores Mined:	5603	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	130
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

JoyBlockz

daily delights, daily happiness, daily happiness boost, everyday happiness, everyday joy, JoyBlockz, little moments of joy, little pleasures, little things, moments of happiness, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small daily joys, small daily pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures in life, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, tiny joys

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Squid Squad,” a group of underwater rebels who have declared war on all land-dwellers. Join their cause and ride into battle on the backs of giant squids armed with tridents and ink bombs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe steer clear).

CraftyPolishAid45

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPolishAid45, Defense, defense package, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, Partnership, Poland, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	4001
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we supply ukraine with military aid packages like it’s no big deal. we’re like the poland of minecraft servers, always ready to help out our fellow gamers in need. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life war zone. join us now and be a part of something truly epic!