BlockyBaguette Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Craziness! #5446

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Craziness, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hiyori, HOD, Joint Firing Drill, Kokona, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, Normals, PVs, Resources, Saori, Shun, Side Content, Yukari

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to meet Rumi, Mina, Shun, and Kokona in a hilarious rerun event where they take on dragons and tortoises for a better future!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki, and Yuzu as maids and bunny girls? Well, now’s your chance in our server’s exclusive event where they masquerade in a mansion and show off their essence of beauty!

And if that’s not enough, we have Limit Break Assaults, Grand Assaults, and even 2x Hards for those who want a challenge. Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter Hieronymus in an urban torment with special armor – it’s a sight you won’t forget! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Votes:	6014
Emeralds Found:	9752	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Baguettes!

4koma, Baguettes, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, Crafting, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Megu, News, Nodoka, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, student council, The Fury of Set, UI

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Reason #1: Our server is filled with bag-guides that will lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms. You’ll be holding so many bags, you’ll feel like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!

Reason #2: Want to join circles/clubs/friends that are out of this world? Our server is the place to be! You’ll make friends with creepers, hang out with Endermen, and party with the villagers like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #3: Looking for some 4koma, manga, side content, PVs & shorts that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server has more epic content than a stack of enchanted books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Events, Galore, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Normals, PVs, Resources, Shibasaki Ramen, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7381	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Votes:	664

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WorkLifeCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, family, healthy habits, hobbies, mental health, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Prioritization, productivity, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Stress Management, time for yourself, Time management, wellness, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workaholic, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7412
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can build giant castles and ride pigs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and befriending talking cows. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our virtual therapist will help you balance your work and personal life by reminding you to take breaks and prioritize self-care.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stress and hello to endless fun!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	4271
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!

41 Million, 41M, Canada, Canadian Citizenship, Canadian economy, Canadian society, demographics, Diversity, Fueled, growth, immigration, immigration patterns, Immigration Policy, Immigration Trends, MapleCraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Players, Population, population growth, Population Increase, Server, statistics, surpasses

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	6910	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we got more peeps than canada’s population, which is like 41 million or sumthin. we got so many immigrants comin in dat we gotta build more houses and stuff.

join us and be part of dis crazy community where u can build ur own house, make friends, and maybe even start ur own immigration movement. who knows, maybe u can be da next leader of dis wild server.

so come on, what u waitin for? join now and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. #immigrantswelcome #crazyminecraftserver

HamasHavocCraft

Conflict, Defense, extremism, forces, gaza, Hagari, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, organization, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, spokesman, Terrorism, Terrorist, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	138
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil forces of HAMAS! our fearless leader, IDF Spokesman Hagari, will guide us to victory with his epic speeches and battle strategies.

we have crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow swords to defeat our enemies. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show HAMAS who’s boss in the wackiest minecraft server ever!

MirrorVerseCraft

Alternate Reality, Consciousness, doppelganger, Existence, fake version, FANTASY, Identity, ILLUSION, mind-bending, mirror reality, MirrorVerseCraft, parallel universe, Perception, philosophy, real version, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, speculation, surreal, Truth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	175
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wondered if there’s a whole other world on the other side of the mirror? Well, on this server, we take that idea and run with it! We’re the fake versions of ourselves, living in a parallel universe where everything is just a little bit wackier.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle in the clouds or explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty llama sidekick. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on this server?

But be warned, the real world on the other side of the mirror is watching. They’re jealous of our cool builds and epic loot, so they might try to invade our world and steal our stuff. It’s up to you and your fellow gamers to defend our realm and show them who’s boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LungCraftMarkersFun

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our server population is our levels of fun and chaos! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit you’ll think you’re in the nether!

why join? well, let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of diamonds, and every time someone tried to mine it, it exploded with confetti and cake! true story bro, true story.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every friday night. imagine dancing with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional enderman! it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #creeperstatuegoals #dancepartiesarelife