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BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Craziness! #5446

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Craziness, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hiyori, HOD, Joint Firing Drill, Kokona, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, Normals, PVs, Resources, Saori, Shun, Side Content, Yukari

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to meet Rumi, Mina, Shun, and Kokona in a hilarious rerun event where they take on dragons and tortoises for a better future!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki, and Yuzu as maids and bunny girls? Well, now’s your chance in our server’s exclusive event where they masquerade in a mansion and show off their essence of beauty!

And if that’s not enough, we have Limit Break Assaults, Grand Assaults, and even 2x Hards for those who want a challenge. Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter Hieronymus in an urban torment with special armor – it’s a sight you won’t forget! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Baguettes!

4koma, Baguettes, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, Crafting, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Megu, News, Nodoka, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, student council, The Fury of Set, UI

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Reason #1: Our server is filled with bag-guides that will lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms. You’ll be holding so many bags, you’ll feel like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!

Reason #2: Want to join circles/clubs/friends that are out of this world? Our server is the place to be! You’ll make friends with creepers, hang out with Endermen, and party with the villagers like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #3: Looking for some 4koma, manga, side content, PVs & shorts that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server has more epic content than a stack of enchanted books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Events, Galore, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Normals, PVs, Resources, Shibasaki Ramen, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PerfectWomanMC Server

community beliefs, DATING, disillusionment, Doesn’t exist, Expectations, Gender Roles, internet culture, misconceptions, online forums, perfect woman, PerfectWomanMC, personal growth, r9k, reality check, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	430114
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Farms Harvested:	664	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

BookishBaeGrief

accusations, aita, alone, BookishBaeGrief, Calling, favorite book, Flawed, Girlfriend, post-apocalyptic, reading, Robert McCammon, romance, Scenes, Shocked, swan song, Upset, wrong

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Votes:	8148
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

RedCrossRescueCraft

Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, appeals, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, graphic content, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Propaganda, Red Cross, RedCrossRescueCraft, russians, Severed Head, social media, Ukraine, UN, Video, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself!

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

access to treatments, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, AlzheimineCraft, diagnose, diagnoses, disparities, geo, geographic disparities, geographic location, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, marginalized communities, Medical Treatment, minoritized groups, Treat, younger groups

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Join, Lands, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, Potions, PRETEND, Pwned, Redstone, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, United, worrying

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2412
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	31099	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!