Blockybae MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBae

Simplicity, attractive, loveliness, magnetism, charisma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So why settle for ordinary when you can join our server and experience the extraordinary? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

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BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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BlockyBae Minecraft Server

taboo subjects, societal norms, BlockyBae, Intimacy, sex industry

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible! Our virtual prostitutes are ready to show you a good time and help you level up in more ways than one. Join now for a night you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much virtual alcohol you consume)!

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Crafting & Crops – Minecraft meets Stardew Valley!

News, Animals, Farming, Mods, villagers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the latest update 1.6.8 has just dropped like a hot potato! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new biomes, battling epic bosses, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).

Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.

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Crafty McLaughy’s Sunday Funday Feels Bar

McLaughys, socializing, Sunday, Robots, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server where robots roam free and share their troubles over a virtual drink! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through pixelated landscapes with your mechanical buddies. Need to vent about your creeper problems? Our robot therapists are here to listen and offer their support. Plus, every player gets a free virtual drink on the house! So come on down and join the fun – who knows, you might just meet your metal soulmate!

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Sailor Creeper’s Minecraft Madness

CREEPERS, Sailor Pluto, LUNA, Anime, Kunzite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sailor Moon fan’s dream come true! Join us and battle it out with your favorite Sailor Moon villains in epic PvP battles. Want to take on Queen Beryl in a showdown for the ages? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the Negaverse and wreak havoc on the server? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of moon power). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Sailor Scout!

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Alex Jones’ MineCraft Madness

News, conspiracy theories, Minecraft, conspiracy theorist, Schedule

Tired of waiting around for the full Alex Jones show to be posted? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything ever again! Our team of highly trained monkeys work around the clock to make sure everything is running smoothly, including posting the Alex Jones show at lightning speed. Plus, rumor has it that Alex Jones himself plays on our server and will personally deliver the show to your virtual doorstep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

collide, machismo, Virgin Mary, AGGRESSIVE, Arabs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

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ChocoChuubaCraft – Where Brown Chuubas Rule!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as chocolate? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things dark and delicious like a rich piece of chocolate cake. Join us to discuss vtubers with tanned, caramel, or chocolate skin tones – because who doesn’t love a little extra melanin in their virtual lives?

But that’s not all – we also have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if that’s not enough, we have other threads that will tickle your fancy, from discussing virtual tactics to sharing your favorite vtuber moments.

So why join our server? Because where else can you marry Kyubalt Edition and live out your wildest virtual fantasies? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chocolatey goodness begin!

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SnoyCraft – Where You Can Finally Buy a Snoy Console in Minecraft!

Entertainment, Consumer, console, Finally, online shopping

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say whatever the heck you want! Want to talk about your love for llamas in a top hat? Go for it! Want to discuss the conspiracy theories behind why creepers explode? Have at it! We believe in freedom of speech, even if it’s just a bunch of gibberish about mining diamonds with a toothpick.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a snoy console! Yes, you heard that right, a snoy console! It’s like a Sony console, but with a little extra “n” for added confusion. And if you’re not satisfied with your snoy console, feel free to complain about it on our server. We love hearing about your gaming woes, especially when they involve made-up gaming consoles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of uncensored chat and the chance to win a snoy console that may or may not actually exist. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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