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BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained, counterterrorism measures, detained, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, EU, extremism, foreign interference, FSB agents, government response, intelligence agencies, international relations, law enforcement, national security, political tensions, security threats, Surveillance, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Ukraine, undercover operations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ores Mined:	5744	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	578568	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze

Blaze, Chernobyl, Conflict, emergency response, escalation, Fire, global impact, international relations, military actions, Nuclear Disaster, Nuclear Plant, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, southern Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense

MiddleEastMayhemMC

accelerate deployment, Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, FEARS, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, Military, naval forces, orders, SECURITY, strategic positioning, strike group, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a strike group ready to deploy to the middle east, like for realz. we heard Iran is gonna attack Israel and we gotta be ready, so join our server and help us defend the holy land or something. plus, we got like, crazy cool builds and stuff, like a giant diamond castle and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s gonna be lit, so join now before it’s too late! #minecraft #crazystuff #joinus

CraftySlimHeart – Gaming for a healthier heart!

bariatric surgery, Blood flow, cardiovascular health, CraftySlimHeart, diabetes, Gaming, Health improvement, healthier, Heart, Heart failure, heart health, heart muscle, kg lost, long term benefits, obesity, obesity treatment, Remission, risk reduction, surgery, surgical intervention, type 2 diabetes, weight loss, weight loss surgery, weight management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5171
Mines Excavated:	1522	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!

ForgedSB

Challenges, collaboration, Community, Competitions, Economy, Events, Features, ForgedSB, Friends, gameplay, Islands, Mechanics, Plugins, progress, Projects, PvP, quality of life, Rewards, Seasonal, Skyblock, Trading

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to ForgedSB: The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Dive into a world where creativity meets challenge on ForgedSB, the premier Skyblock server designed for players who crave a unique and immersive experience. Build your island from the ground up, explore custom-crafted features, and engage with a vibrant community of fellow adventurers.

Features:

Custom Islands: Start with a variety of unique island types, each offering distinct advantages and challenges. Whether you prefer a classic island or something more exotic, there’s a perfect choice for you. Advanced Economy: Participate in a thriving economy with custom plugins and trading systems. Earn, trade, and spend resources to enhance your island and expand your horizons. Dynamic Events: Enjoy a variety of server-wide events and challenges that test your skills and offer valuable rewards. From seasonal events to special competitions, there’s always something exciting happening on ForgedSB. Unique Plugins: Experience gameplay enhanced by custom plugins tailored specifically for Skyblock. These plugins add new mechanics, features, and quality-of-life improvements to elevate your gameplay. Community Focus: Connect with a friendly and active community through in-game chat, forums, and Discord. Share your progress, collaborate on projects, and make new friends. Join ForgedSB today and forge your path to Skyblock greatness!

play.forgedsb.com:8215

The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

Adults, armor stands, Bases, Custom, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, Game, gaming district, Griefing, group, HARD, hermitcraft, ip address, Kids, Mature, Player Base, Plugins, PRETEND, Redstone, Relaxed, responsibilities, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	208
Magic Items Found:	6811	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to Sanctum SMP

Overview
If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Do you have any specific rules for gameplay?	We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Is there an economy system on the server?	We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server?	We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
Can players build games in the gaming district?	Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

MinePlunk Minecraft Server

Conception, fertility, fertility awareness, fertility clinic, fertility issues, fertility journey, fertility specialist, fertility struggles maternal health, fertility support family planning, fertility tips, fertility treatment, Minecraft, MinePlunk, motherhood trying to conceive, OVULATION, Pregnancy, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	692978
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!

CraftyWindows8 SMP

Computer, CraftyWindows8, microsoft, operating system, PC, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, windows 8, Windows 8 compatibility, Windows 8 customization, Windows 8 download, Windows 8 features, Windows 8 help, Windows 8 installation, Windows 8 support, Windows 8 tips, Windows 8 tricks, Windows 8 tutorial, Windows 8 updates

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!

SiblingSkinsOnly

back to school, clothes, custom made, family, fashion, hand-me-downs, Handmade, Materials, MONEY, parents, school starting, secondhand, Sewing, sewing skills, Siblings, siblings’ happiness, SiblingSkinsOnly, spending money, Style, thrift stores, Time management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mines Excavated:	2945	Enchantments Applied:	270
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	220
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.