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BlockyBabesOnly
Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us! -
BlockyBabesOnly
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.
come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?
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Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2
OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.
And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.
Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.
So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!
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RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.
Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮
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BlockyBedBlunders
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!
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WHOvsCOVID Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to share all your covid data, man. the World Health Organization is all up in here, telling China to spill the beans on everything. join us and be part of the craziest data-sharing party ever! we got scientists, we got doctors, we even got some zombies (but don’t worry, they’re friendly). come join the fun and help save the world, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret lab where you can create your own vaccines? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s kick covid’s butt together! -
DroneWarsMC: Russian Retreat
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with a twist! russian troops are abandoning key towns because of DRONES! yes, you heard that right, DRONES! join us and experience the thrill of warfare from the safety of your blocky world. build your own drone army and dominate the battlefield. who needs tanks and soldiers when you have drones, am i right? so what are you waiting for? join now and show those russian troops who’s boss! -
BlockyBrains: Youth Edition
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.
and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!
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Medieval Unlimited
Medieval Unlimited Minecraft Server
Server IP medievalunlimited.online Discord https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.
Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:
- Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
- Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
- Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
- Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
- Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.
FAQ
Question Answer Can I create my own kingdom? Yes, you can create your own kingdom with countless upgrades and features. Are there unique survival mechanics? Yes, there are realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage, stamina, thirst, and more. Is there a fully fleshed out Achievements system? Yes, challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system on the server. Can I participate in themed building competitions? Yes, you can compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards. -
Pixel Fusion Realms 1.21.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU madness, and OP pasta that will blow your mind! Plus, we got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and fetish content for days! And don’t even get me started on the related boards – /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, /y/ydg – it’s a wild ride, man! So come on, join us and let’s get degen together!