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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.
