BlockyBabes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBabes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest fantasies and unleash your creativity in a world full of blocks and possibilities! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and endless fun with our wacky community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a flying pig that shot lasers out of its eyes. Another player created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). And one time, we had a player who built an entire city made out of diamond blocks because why not?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature rumored to lay diamond eggs and grant wishes to those who find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the land, clucking softly in the moonlight.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to watch out for the Diamond Chicken – you never know when it might appear!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BlockyBabes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2191
Star Shards Collected:	170	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with abusive foids in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is a Stacey-only zone, where fat chicks are not welcome to ruin your gaming experience. Join us for a chance to game in peace without any drama from unwanted players. Who knew finding a server could be this easy? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky foids!

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Tired of dealing with drama in your personal life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic creations! We promise there will be no black guys, white guys, Asian guys, or any guys causing any trouble here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come on, leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures!

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4586	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6623	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Pixelated Compression Co.

Anime, batch command, compression, compression ratio, data compression, encoding software, Fat PS3, ffmpeg, file size reduction, legacy encoder, media encoding, pixelated, Storage, storage save, USB Media, video compression, video encoding, video processing, video quality, visual quality

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

#workout, active lifestyle, blocky, Cardio, determination, endorphins, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh air, health, Joggers, Jogging, lol, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Nature, outdoors, physical activity, RUN, Running, self-care, Server, stress relief, sweat, Victory, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6568
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!

Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchantments Applied:	203
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

Suzuna’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets J-pop in the most epic way possible!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a virtual idol singing battle? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Suzuna Nagihara’s vibrato can’t compete. Join us and experience a softer voice that will make Suisei sound like a harsh on/off switch. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	221
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	9261	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!