Blockyabsentees MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyAbsentees: VanishingAct!

🎮✨ Welcome to the land where reality and pixels collide in the most zany way possible! Have you ever felt that gnawing emptiness in your heart, wondering where the last ten years of your mundane life have gone? Well, wonder no more! Our crazy Minecraft server is like an interdimensional portal to the ultimate escape from reality!

🌪️ Here’s why you NEED to join this server:

The Great Creeper Convention: Witness Creepers from all over the blocky universe gathering for their annual “Blow-Up Or Blow Off” contest! Spoiler: the explosions are real, and the giggles are contagious!
Enderman Support Group: Join us in helping Endermen through their existential crises! They’re not just stealing your blocks, they’re trying to steal YOUR hearts! It’s like therapy, but with more teleportation and less rejection!
Fabled Pickaxe of Infinite Puns: Legend has it that at the center of the map lies the Pickaxe of Infinite Puns, said to grant hilarious chatter and bad dad jokes for all eternity! Who needs riches when your friends are groaning at your puns?
Zombie Fashion Week: Ever thought zombies could be stylish? Our server’s infamous “Zombie Fashion Week” showcases undead models strutting their stuff in the latest ripped and tattered trends! Forget Paris; this is where the real fashion wars are fought!
The Most Powerful Potato: Unearth the mythical Potato of Power! This legendary spud not only gives you the power to mine without breaking a sweat, but it’s also rumored to have the ability to grant wishes if you can actually make a valid one. “I wish for infinite wishes” doesn’t count—read the fine print!
Dancing Villagers: Tired of boring old trades? Our villagers have taken a cue from Tik-Tok and are now groovin’ to the latest beats! Learn the cha-cha while you barter for emeralds—because who doesn’t want a side of rhythm with their resources?
The Donut Dimension: Enter a dimension made entirely of donuts. Yes, you read that right! Not only are there tasty donut islands, but there’s also a secret quest to find the elusive Jelly-Filled Guardian—a true hero among pastries!
Dimension-Surfing Time Travelers: Who doesn’t want to travel between time zones? In our server, you can surf dimensions and find yourself building next to ancient civilizations or future-tech cities! And yes, there’s always an ancient pyramid filled with treasure just waiting for your pickaxe!
The Infinite Exploding Tnt Party: Join our infamous weekly TnT party, where we collectively set off enough explosives to temporarily re-shape the server landscape! Who knew destruction could be so fun? Bring your friends and watch the world—literally—go up in flames (well, virtual flames, but still!)

So quit being bored and join the chaos! Whether you’re a strict builder, a crazy adventurer, or someone in need of a laugh when the world gets too serious, our server has a place for YOU! Come for the blocks, stay for the absurdity! 🎉🔥

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

creamy, smp, dressing, Ranch, condiment

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

death, torture, animal welfare, plea deal, animal cruelty

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

Skyblock, multiplayer, Dungeons, Events, Crafting

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

Gaming, Special, community-driven, Server, Journey

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

Weddings, 1.16-1.20, Private, Quests, Fly

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Redstone, Server, Minecraft, Network, stores

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Peace, look after, self-care, mindfulness, quiet time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, Minecraft, ANNA KENDRICK, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

family loyalty, Family secrets, college fund, step siblings, parental betrayal

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!