Blockyabsentees MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyAbsentees: VanishingAct!

🎮✨ Welcome to the land where reality and pixels collide in the most zany way possible! Have you ever felt that gnawing emptiness in your heart, wondering where the last ten years of your mundane life have gone? Well, wonder no more! Our crazy Minecraft server is like an interdimensional portal to the ultimate escape from reality!

🌪️ Here’s why you NEED to join this server:

The Great Creeper Convention: Witness Creepers from all over the blocky universe gathering for their annual “Blow-Up Or Blow Off” contest! Spoiler: the explosions are real, and the giggles are contagious!
Enderman Support Group: Join us in helping Endermen through their existential crises! They’re not just stealing your blocks, they’re trying to steal YOUR hearts! It’s like therapy, but with more teleportation and less rejection!
Fabled Pickaxe of Infinite Puns: Legend has it that at the center of the map lies the Pickaxe of Infinite Puns, said to grant hilarious chatter and bad dad jokes for all eternity! Who needs riches when your friends are groaning at your puns?
Zombie Fashion Week: Ever thought zombies could be stylish? Our server’s infamous “Zombie Fashion Week” showcases undead models strutting their stuff in the latest ripped and tattered trends! Forget Paris; this is where the real fashion wars are fought!
The Most Powerful Potato: Unearth the mythical Potato of Power! This legendary spud not only gives you the power to mine without breaking a sweat, but it’s also rumored to have the ability to grant wishes if you can actually make a valid one. “I wish for infinite wishes” doesn’t count—read the fine print!
Dancing Villagers: Tired of boring old trades? Our villagers have taken a cue from Tik-Tok and are now groovin’ to the latest beats! Learn the cha-cha while you barter for emeralds—because who doesn’t want a side of rhythm with their resources?
The Donut Dimension: Enter a dimension made entirely of donuts. Yes, you read that right! Not only are there tasty donut islands, but there’s also a secret quest to find the elusive Jelly-Filled Guardian—a true hero among pastries!
Dimension-Surfing Time Travelers: Who doesn’t want to travel between time zones? In our server, you can surf dimensions and find yourself building next to ancient civilizations or future-tech cities! And yes, there’s always an ancient pyramid filled with treasure just waiting for your pickaxe!
The Infinite Exploding Tnt Party: Join our infamous weekly TnT party, where we collectively set off enough explosives to temporarily re-shape the server landscape! Who knew destruction could be so fun? Bring your friends and watch the world—literally—go up in flames (well, virtual flames, but still!)

So quit being bored and join the chaos! Whether you’re a strict builder, a crazy adventurer, or someone in need of a laugh when the world gets too serious, our server has a place for YOU! Come for the blocks, stay for the absurdity! 🎉🔥

FlowerPowerCraft

potted plant, Communication, work trip, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

global impact, patriotism, US goods, tourism, Trade

Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!

ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server

high-speed rail, foreign relations, Investment, cross-border project, Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟

CraftyKremlinFunCraft

Conflict Resolution, international relations, CraftyKremlinFunCraft, exclusionary practices, Ukraine

LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind!

WhimsyCraft

Adminshop, Fishing treasure, nicknames, Discord, Qol

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port	25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

How many players does the server usually have online?

Between 5-15 players, as many of us have work and classes.

What is the server’s main focus?

Primarily PvE, but PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.

What plugins does the server have?

New natural structures, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, Fishing treasure, Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, Jobs and more.

Is the community friendly?

Yes, full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Plappy Land 1.20.1

plappies, mental health, goal-setting, habits, productivity

Lol, join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of plappies and unicorns.

We got rainbow sheep that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot lasers.

You can build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle.

Plus, the admins are actually wizards in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the secret potato.

So come on, join us and let’s get plappy together!

GrammarPoliceMC

workplace behavior, GrammarPoliceMC, Workplace Relationships, Rude, Conflict Resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we communicate through condescending and rude signs just like my manager at work! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience filled with incoherent messages and passive-aggressive notes scattered throughout the server.

But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?

So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!

PokeStick SMP Fun!

PokeStick, Poke, Exploration, satisfying, playful

Oh man, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. The best part is, you can poke them with a stick! It’s so satisfying, like popping bubble wrap but way more dangerous.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this insane backstory where the evil Ender Dragon stole all the diamonds in the world and hid them in a secret underground lair. Now it’s up to us brave adventurers to team up and defeat the dragon to reclaim our precious bling.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there’s also a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this crazy server and let the shenanigans begin!

CraftyNewsUSA

Neutrality, alternative media, fact-checking, INFORMATION, mainstream media

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!