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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5211 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 193 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 162 |
Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? No problem, our server has a warp zone that takes you straight to the emerald dimension!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? They’re also great at giving fashion advice and can help you put together the perfect outfit for your next mining expedition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).