Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is all about edging and orgasm denial play! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of mischievous players come along and start teasing you, making you wait for that sweet release of finding more diamonds. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a kinky twist! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and some serious blue balls… I mean, blue blocks.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further than pekwab! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, on the pekwab server, there was a player who built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. And guess what? They actually found cheese on the moon! Yes, CHEESE! Who knew the moon was made of cheese?
But that’s not all! On pekwab, there are magical unicorns that roam the land, granting wishes to all who befriend them. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! Want to fly on a rainbow? The unicorns got you covered!
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night? It’s lit, literally! Glowstone dance floor, music by DJ Creeper, and all the enchanted golden apples you can eat.
So why wait? Join pekwab today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only language spoken is Russian because we are the official Russian Google of the Minecraft world! But don’t worry if you don’t speak Russian, just pretend you’re a spy trying to infiltrate the enemy base and you’ll fit right in.
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down elusive Minecraft mobs that have been secretly plotting against us, or building your own Russian-themed castle complete with a vodka distillery. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious Russian artifacts.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden boss mob known as the “Babushka Beast” roaming the land, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face her. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your Cyrillic skills, and come join us for a wild ride on the craziest Russian Google Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!
Looking for a lawyer to take down those big bad corporations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our lawyers are pixelated perfection, ready to take on any legal battle you throw their way.
But wait, there’s more! Our lawyers are so trustworthy, they won’t even send your case to the companies they usually defend. That’s right, no shady business here – just pure legal expertise in block form.
So why settle for boring old law firms when you can join our server and take on the corporate giants with a team of virtual attorneys by your side? Don’t be a Minecraft legal noob – join us today and start winning those lawsuits like a boss!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where you’ll encounter impossible situations that will make you question reality! Witness glimpses of titties that will leave you speechless – and we promise it will happen at least 400 times!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that it makes TQQ look like a snooze fest. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!
Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?
Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find the same old boring gems? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have hidden low cap base gems that are so rare, they make diamonds look like dirt blocks. Legend has it that one lucky player found a gem so powerful, it turned their pickaxe into a magical wand that could summon chickens at will. Join our server today and uncover the hidden treasures waiting for you!
Are you tired of the same old boring ways to make money? Want to live life on the edge and take risks that will make your heart race? Look no further than our insane Minecraft server!
Join our server for the chance to participate in wild heists and robberies, all in the name of making that sweet, sweet cash. Take on big businesses and corporations as your targets, leaving them scratching their heads as you walk away with bags of diamonds and gold.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to use all your cunning and skill to outsmart the authorities and other players who are after the same prize. Can you handle the adrenaline rush of pulling off the ultimate heist?
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the thrill of the chase, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough money to fund your wildest dreams. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉
Why Pro craft? Pro craft is a minecraft server for new and pro players! We made this server because we want you to play with your friends and have fun. You can team up, create factions and make new friends too. We don’t recommend people griefing randomly. We are a very good community and we will respect your rights. Following the rules will make you rank up more easily and becoming staff.
LockedCraft is a professionally ran Minecraft server network. We provide a lag free, top of the line gaming experience to Minecraft players. Join us today and visit our website at www.LockedCraft.com
Traditional style skyblock and skygrid!! Updated with MC 1.10 well trained staff maintains a pleasurable environment. Thriving economy with player run shops!! We make every effort to make the server fun for all players.
Skyblock style gameplay with a twist. Raid and kill your neighbors on the high seas. We make sure you enjoy your time on our server by having well trained staff and basic rules but encourage open world pvp and raiding! Come play with us!!!