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Blocky Edge Cases
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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions
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come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.
we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!
so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

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Blocky Weight Loss Quest
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u lose weight? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy injectable semaglutide and liraglutide that will make u shed those pounds faster than u can say “diamonds!” join now and watch as ur character gets skinnier and skinnier with each block u break. who needs a gym when u got minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and get fit while u play!

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Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects!
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Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

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Blocky Bankruptcy
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Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated blocks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Wrong! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being broke and jobless is actually a good thing!
Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!

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Blocky Death Valley
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Haha, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than the death rates in the West is our level of fun! For three years straight, we’ve been slaying zombies, building epic castles, and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Forget COVID-19, the only pandemic you need to worry about here is the epidemic of laughter and good times. With 47 countries represented, you never know who you’ll meet or what crazy adventures you’ll go on.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

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Blocky Friends with Benefits
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u wanna join dis server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips n pigs dat can fly. we got a secret underground base where u can find a chest full of diamonds, but watch out for the lava pit right next to it. our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens, but only on tuesdays. we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat it all before u reach the end. come join us for a wild ride full of surprises and nonsensical shenanigans!

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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!
we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.
our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

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Blocky Beliefs and Conservative Creep
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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U GOT RIGID IDEOLOGICAL BELIEFS U GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME, BUT IF U POLITICAL CONSERVATIVE U GONNA FEEL LIKE U GONNA LIVE FOREVER! RELIGIOSITY IS THE WAY TO GO, U GONNA BE BUILDIN’ CHURCHES AND CASTLES ALL DAY ERRYDAY! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, U AINT GONNA HAVE NO DEATH ANXIETY WHEN U ROLLIN’ IN THE BLING BLING! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, IT’S GONNA BE A HOLY GOOD TIME!

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Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides
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So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.

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