so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
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Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study
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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit
Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!
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Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server
The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!
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NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!
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Blocky Bliss
The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?
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MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.
So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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Blocky Peen Palace
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!
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Welcome to TerraCraft SMP – where even the creepers know how to respect personal space! Join us for some blocky fun!
TerraCraft Server Overview
Server Owners 1aiden2 and IAmSpade Latest Update 1.18.2 Discord Link https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr Key Features
- 24/7 server availability
- One extra afk account allowed per player for registered farms
- Permission to use mods like litematica for building
Server Rules
- No griefing
- No stealing
- No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
- No intentional lag machines
- Respectful communication in chat
- Contact server owners for concerns
- Valid afk accounts only
Quality of Life Plugins
- Infinite Villager Trading
- Carpet
- MaxEnchantX
- ViaFabric
- Invisible item frames
- 1024 block build height limit
- Better armor stands
- Proximity voice chat
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?
Yes, you can join the server with any Minecraft version, but the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.
2. How big is the world border on the server?
The server features a 60 million block world border.
3. Are there any special world generation features on the server?
Yes, the first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, but after that, it is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist to the world.
4. Are there any plans to wipe the server in the future?
No, the server has never been wiped, and there are no plans to do so in the future. It is a long-term server.
5. What are the server’s key features?
- Open 24/7
- Allowed one extra afk account for registered farms
- Permission to use mods like litematica for building
6. What are the server rules?
- No griefing
- No stealing
- No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
- No intentional lag machines
- Respectful communication in chat
- Contact server owners for concerns
- Valid afk accounts only
7. What quality of life plugins are available on the server?
- Infinite Villager Trading
- Carpet
- MaxEnchantX
- ViaFabric
- Invisible item frames
- 1024 block build height limit
- Better armor stands
- Proximity voice chat
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Blocky Celeb Scandals
Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!
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Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams
LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!