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Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	234
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3213	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or else you’ll get tickled by a chicken for eternity!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of memes and build towering structures made entirely out of cheese!

With a community crazier than a creeper on caffeine, you’ll never run out of wacky adventures and hilarious moments.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and hop on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)!

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

Blocky Bae’s Bizarre Adventures: Why Did Steve’s Ex Blow Up His Creeper Farm?! #MinecraftDrama

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Votes:	2948	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Not to mention, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks made of pure cheese. And don’t even get us started on the village of villagers who worship a golden chicken as their deity. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on this server. Join now and witness the wackiest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs doing backflips while playing the violin! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and be a part of the madness!

PixelFantasyPVP – Non-stop battles in a blocky world! #minecraftserver #pvp #blockyfun

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where giant flying creepers rule the sky and diamonds rain from the heavens. Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!

And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	714307	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2463
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!

GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of gator hunting! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, here you’ll be dodging gators left and right while trying to stay alive.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tips and tricks to help you out. Like the time Jimmy tried to tame a gator and ended up riding it into battle against a horde of zombies. Or when Sally built a secret underground bunker filled with gator traps to protect her precious melon farm.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our gator-infested Minecraft SMP. Just remember, when you’re out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still…or else you might end up as lunch!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	2306
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crops Grown:	2937
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4083

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Enchantments Applied:	283	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	154820
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.