Blocky MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bliss

peak enjoyment, ultimate satisfaction, blocky, tingling sensation, Bliss

Have you ever experienced the sheer exhilaration of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Our server offers the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping experiences you’ll ever have in the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool blocks.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventures of your Minecraft life!

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Blocky Chess Fun Land

Observation, amateur players, Competition, Board Game, blocky

lololol this server is like chess but with blocks and creepers instead of knights and bishops. u will be laughing so hard at all the noobs trying to build a house while getting blown up by creepers. join us for the ultimate comedy show in minecraft land. plus, we have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and lava traps. only the bravest can survive and claim the riches. so come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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Crazy Blocky TrumpLand

systemic racism, TrumpLand, Black Lives Matter, Crime statistics, racial profiling

Yo yo yo, welcome to our lit Minecraft server where we build and battle like crazy! Join us for some epic adventures and let’s conquer the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s gooooo!

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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server

Media, sanctions, Ukraine-Russia relations, propagandists, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!

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YoonCraft Riot: Free the Blocky Protesters

freedom of speech, opposition, free, civil disobedience, judicial decision

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild protest in South Korea, but instead of court stuff, we got blocky buildings and pixelated mobs! imagine storming a court but in minecraft lmao. yoon’s detention ain’t got nothin on the fun u gonna have here. come join the madness and let’s riot in the virtual world together! #minecraftprotesters #blockyrevolution #freethediamonds

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Blocky Scientist Basher

intimidation, Corruption, psychopathy, study, science cynicism

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and you’ll be able to unleash your inner mad scientist! We’ve got potions that turn you into a giant chicken, diamond swords that shoot lasers, and creepers that explode with glitter! It’s like a science experiment gone wild!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of super smart scientists who will ban anyone who tries to ruin the fun. And if you mess with them, watch out! They’ve got dark personality traits like psychopathy and narcissism, so you better not cross them!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and let your inner scientist run wild! Just remember, science is cool, but messing with our scientists is not. Join now for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Blocky Brain Tickles

blocky, tickles;, Brain

so, like, on this server, we got this crazy thing where your brain cells have a ticking DNA clock! it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right? and this ticking DNA clock? it’s what drives the progression of Huntington disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games on our server, no real diseases here, just crazy Minecraft adventures! join us for a wild ride and see where this ticking DNA clock takes you! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

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Blocky Consequences: The Server

enforcement, law, legal framework, RIGHTS, Legal System

so, like, this server is, like, the wildest place in all of minecraft, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

first off, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re like, the size of a freakin’ house, man. but don’t worry, they’re friendly. unless you mess with their eggs. then all bets are off.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every saturday night? it’s lit, bro. like, literally. there’s fire everywhere. but don’t worry, it’s totally safe. probably.

so, like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you gotta check this place out. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those laser-eyed pigs. then you might regret it a little.

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Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape

Bedlam, health, Pushed, Patients, discrimination

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole new world of madness and mayhem! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our players are so lit, they make diamonds rain from the sky!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, and another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombies. And get this, our server is so wild, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself comes to party on Saturday nights!

So if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You might just find yourself in a psychiatric ward, dismissed and disbelieved by the outside world. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

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CubaCraft: Biden’s Blocky Bargain

state sponsor of terrorism, Government, Deal, Négotiation, blocky

Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Biden making deals left and right to free prisoners! Like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Biden swoops in on a llama and offers to trade some prisoners for your shiny rocks. It’s wild, man. Plus, Cuba is gonna be all chill now that they’re not a state sponsor of terrorism. So come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

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