you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or competing in a chicken jousting tournament to win rare loot. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can even venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon bust a move like this before!
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we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.
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our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
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A place where you can come build, have fun and explore the many many dungeons that mcdownunder has to offer, we also have an economy where you can shop til you hearts desire. Flight is allowed if you have time, ranks to get the jobs that you need or want to earn those $$ so come have fun and make new friends in MC DOWN UNDER
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Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because logging in from Facebook/Google is so last season. Plus, we have a Beginner’s FAQ that’s so helpful, it’ll make you say “Enderman who?”
But wait, there’s more! We have translated story and lore material that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our news and events – we’ve got more going on than a zombie siege during a blood moon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember our motto: “Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting.” Because if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on the most epic trolling and building experiences this side of the End Portal. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
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one time, a player built a rollercoaster dat went all da way to da moon and back in 5 minutes. it was so fast, u could see ur brain fly outta ur ears.
we also have a secret underground city where all da villagers wear top hats and monocles. dey sip tea and discuss da meaning of life.
if u join dis server, u will never be bored again. u will laugh, u will cry, u will question ur sanity. but most importantly, u will have da time of ur life. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime. or at least until da next update.
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We have some basic Essentials commands, but you should come into our Discord server and chat with other players!Here’s a link to our discord server: discord.gg/TvP3gq8fyJ
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