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  • Blocky Bud Bunker – A Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bud Bunker – A Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered a cannabis compound inside a totally different plant! like, who knew bro? now our players can mine and craft while getting a natural high at the same time!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our server is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes to keep out any griefers or trolls.

    join us for the dankest minecraft experience of your life, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. come build, explore, and blaze it up with us today!

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  • Blocky Heatwave Mayhem

    Blocky Heatwave Mayhem
    come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!

    we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.

    join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

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  • Blocky Cancer Survival

    Blocky Cancer Survival
    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

    we got diamond blocks growing on trees and pigs that can fly. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend your base from any pesky zombies or skeletons.

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    plus, our community is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • Blocky Veins Server

    Blocky Veins Server
    so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

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  • CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances

    CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

    you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.

    come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.

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  • Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

    Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
    join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

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  • NSFWcraft: Blocky Advice

    NSFWcraft: Blocky Advice
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or competing in a chicken jousting tournament to win rare loot. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon bust a move like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

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  • Blocky Behavior: Wealthy Kids Gone Wild

    Blocky Behavior: Wealthy Kids Gone Wild
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story! So, like, there was dis study dat said kids from rich families in poor neighborhoods actin’ out like crazy by age 3. Can you imagine dat? Well, on dis server, we got all da rich kids actin’ out and causing chaos like never before! Join us for a wild ride of mischief and mayhem as we explore da blocky world together. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here! So what are you waitin’ for? Come join da fun and let’s make some memories together on dis insane Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Heartbeat Haven

    Blocky Heartbeat Haven
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.

    we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.

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