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Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Baes, blocky, Boundaries, consent, Digital Content Creation, digital income, discretion, empowerment, extra money, financial independence, financial support, Girlfriend, Minecraft, modern relationships, online platform, onlyfans, open communication, privacy, relationship, Server, side hustle, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

Archive, blocky, bunch, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetish, Forums, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, pastebin, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, sporty, Thick, webchat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, British accents, British architecture, British Art, british culture, British economy, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British landmarks, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, british slang, British society, british television, British traditions, British weather, Brits, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mines Excavated:	3413
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

achievement, Argument, blocky, controversy, debate, disagreement, facts, influence, internet, meaningful impact, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political influence, pols, Server, society, society improvement, Trolls, truth hurts, white race

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the only influence you’ll have is on building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and leave behind the meaningless trolls of the internet. Here, you can create your own world and make a real impact – like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit.

Forget about pol and their lack of achievements – on our server, the only thing you’ll be achieving is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make Minecraft great again!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, BOTANY, Brit, British flora, Brits, chaparral, desert plants, flora and fauna, gardening, horticulture, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, native plants, Nature, outdoor plants, plant identification, plant species, plant taxonomy, Server, shrubs, succulents, United Kingdom, wildflowers, yucca

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	7649
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	7122	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

204821682, Bleach edition, blocky, bunch, digested, Friends, Med, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate Bleach edition server waiting for you! Join us for a wild ride through the Soul Society where you can battle Hollows, train with Soul Reapers, and even unlock your own Bankai!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Captain Kurotsuchi, who has been known to conduct some…interesting experiments. Rumor has it that he once turned a Creeper into a Menos Grande just for fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden powers and become the next Soul Reaper sensation!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

The Blocky Brit Minecraft Server

ADVENTURE FILMS, Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal training, animal welfare, blocky, Brit, British actor, cat, classic film, Edition, errol flynn, golden age of cinema, Hollywood legend, Minecraft, old hollywood, Server, Swashbuckler, Typing, vintage movies

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the “Errol Flynn Forcing a Cat to Type Edition” where every player is required to have a cat sitting on their keyboard while they play. Why, you ask? Because Errol Flynn himself (yes, the famous actor) has come back from the dead and is now running this server from beyond the grave. Legend has it that he was obsessed with cats and believed they held the key to unlocking the secrets of Minecraft. So now, you must channel your inner feline and let the cat guide your every move as you navigate through dungeons, battle mobs, and build epic structures. Plus, if you manage to beat Errol Flynn’s high score, you’ll be rewarded with a virtual treasure chest filled with rare items and magical powers. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let the cats lead the way!

Blocky Buildz Minecraft Server

Analysis, blocky, Buildz, comparison, Competition, consoles, Expectations, Future, Gaming, gaming industry, market, Minecraft, Numbers, PlayStation, predictions, ps2, Sales, Server, Sony, statistics, success, trends, video games, worldwide

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1465	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that couldn’t outsell a PS2? Look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! We may only be selling 400k a month worldwide, but that’s because we’re saving up all our sales for one epic blowout event where we’ll outsell every console in history! Join now and be a part of gaming history as we strive to reach our goal of selling 20+ million copies of Minecraft. Who needs a PS2 when you can be a part of something this crazy? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	767	Animals Bred:	56
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	2604
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Star Shards Collected:	284	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!