ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE ðĪŠðŪðē
Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!
| Active Roleplayers/Builders |
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| Content Creators |
| Datapack/Mod Makers |
| Artists |
Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers ð
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the SMP? | Fill out the application form linked above |
| What kind of gameplay can I expect? | We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models |
| Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned? | No, they are preferred but not mandatory |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience |
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We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!
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But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!
We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!
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We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.
Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?
Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!
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