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BlocktopiaEU

€70 billion, BlocktopiaEU, court ruling, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial assets, financial sanctions, international relations, legal battle, legal case, legal challenge, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, legal victory, political tension, russia, sanctions, Unblocking

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7714	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	728	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!