BlockstonedCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockstonedCraft

addiction, attraction, Baby Care, baby’s safety, BlockstonedCraft, Communication Issues, Decision making, deep sleep, Doctor, emergency, emotional reactivity, financial strain, health concerns, husband, Nightmares, psychiatrist, relationship, smell, smoking weed, Support, withdrawals

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the drama of a husband who smokes weed and has crazy nightmares.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).

Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Potions Brewed:	98
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	273005	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	6941
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!