Minecraft Server: No Kids, Just Blocks!

wedding planning, family dynamics, Parental Pressure, Kids, expectations vs reality

🌈 Welcome to CatastropheCraft: A Fine Wine of Chaos! 🍷💩

Why You Should Join (Or Not) 😈

You’re not ready for this slice of digital pizza pie! To join, simply smash your keyboard until candy rains from the ceiling! We’ve got five llamas running the currency system and they insist on being fed nothing but dreams and disappointment. Join for the blocks, stay for the existential dread!

Features That Will Haunt Your Dreams 😱

Feature	Reality Level	Potential Risks
Time Travel Plugin	Pretty Much Real	Possible paradoxes leading to siblings becoming parents and children turning into spoons.
Infinite Creeper Spawn	100% Completely True	Creepers might want to have a tea party. Bring your finest chinaware!
Free Kiss from a Zombie	Guaranteed	Must consent verbally. The zombie is also a lawyer.
Flying Pigs and Self-Loathing	Very Unlikely	Will cause moments of self-reflection and absolute confusion. May also cause pigs to judge you.
Surprise Blind Dates with Enderman	Yikes	They might teleport your heart to a server across the multiverse!

✅ Player Reviews 🥳

“I once built a house made of gummy bears. My cat now lives in the fifth dimension.” – EnderKnight467

“Help! The villagers are plotting against my toaster!” – BreadLord55

“10/10 would recommend this server to my therapist.” – DiamondDiva43

“Is it normal for blocks to talk back? Asking for a friend.” – PrismGlitch99

🕵️‍♂️ A Cryptic Warning 🕵️‍♀️

If you hear the sound of moaning potatoes in the night, do not look them in the eyes. They’re planning a revolution.

Join CatastropheCraft to unravel the enigma, or perhaps fall into a whirlpool of never-ending nonsense. The choice is yours. Or is it? Maybe it’s the llamas. Who knows!? 🦙✨

Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

Moving away, growing apart, long distance friendship, ExScapades, amp

Welcome to the One and Only Minecraft Madness!!! 🌈💥

Are you ready to dive into a realm where time folds like origami and pigs fly with umbrellas?

Server Features: Unbelievable and Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!

Feature	Description
Infinite Trees	Watch them talk smack to you while you try to chop them down. Beware of the sap that makes you sing!
Cursed Biomes	Step into a swamp where your feet will turn to spaghetti and you’ll only be able to say “Banana!”
Fridge Monsters	They’re cold, they’re hungry, and they’re FURIOUS that you never came by for a midnight snack!
Creepers of Friendship	These bad boys explode into a shower of confetti and broken dreams when you want someone to talk to.
Random Anvil Drops	Just like your resolve to make good choices in life, they’re relentless and can crush your hopes at any moment!

Player Reviews: Pure Gold or Just Fool’s Gold? You Decide!

“I once built a castle only for it to fly away. The dragons were not invited.” – Eggplant410

“The llamas are plotting! I swear, I saw them knitting something ominous.” – PotatoKnight✨

“Best way to make friends is to watch them burn in lava. Trust me.” – GhostlyMuffin

“Sometimes, I wonder if I’m in the game, or the game is in me.” – RandomTornado

The Final Countdown: A Warning You Probably Won’t Heed

If you venture deeper into this pixelated paradise, remember: The cake is a lie, and so are your dreams. The End is nigh, and only the brave (or utterly mad) will survive.

Join Us… or Don’t. The choice is but a mirage in the desert of confusion!

ArcadePvP

Skywars

Welcome to ArcadePvP, where you can put your skills to the test and compete for money and ranks! Our server is designed for players who want a challenging and rewarding Skywars experience, with the added bonus of cash and ranks as prizes.

We have a seasonal system in place, where players compete for the top spot in the rankings over a set period of time. The player who earns the most points at the end of the season will win a cash prize and an exclusive rank on the server.

But it’s not just about winning – our server has a friendly and supportive community of players who are always happy to lend a hand and offer advice. Whether you’re a seasoned Skywars veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of like-minded players to compete and chat with on our server.

play.arcadepvp.eu

DaVanilla

PvP

DaVanilla is a server network with a bunch of competitive gamemodes such as Survival, Elytra Box, Pracice and also some more peaceful gamemodes such as farming and generators 🙂 Join today!

145.239.166.204:7095

Treasure Network – Cobblemon

Economy, Survival, Pixelmon, PvE

Treasure Network’s Cobblemon community server. This server adds a number of quality-of-life mods as well as some performance boosts. This server builds upon the base mod found here.

Through a diverse and enjoyable community, players can spend their time building and catching Pokemon in Minecraft! With a bunch of custom mods, players are never going to run out of things to do!

play.treasurenetwork.co

Rokits Create Above and Beyond

Tekkit

20 player cap Create: Above & Beyond 1.3 Forge server with nothing else, as is left alone survival. not many rules, don’t forget to claim your land and you should be fine

rokit.nodecraft.gg

Amplicity

Creative, Vanilla, Survival, MCMMO

An SMP on an amplified world, this is Amplicity! Come take over the amplified nature and create your own story here among others! We also feature a creative plot world for building with friends or tweaking future survival builds!

We have simple rules and few plugins aiming at keeping an experience close to vanilla survival.1.20.1! (No grief, no spam, no cheats, no toxicity) Our small community also has a Discord Server!

play.amplicity.fr

TheStarMC

Survival, Vanilla, Parkour

The Star is a server in which the player can explore a new solar system! Travel to and explore planets like Terra, Nyx, and Helios while making friends along the way! We are currently in a beta stage but will be ready to fully launch soon!

23.139.82.43:25570

Kindome

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Parkour, Economy

Kindome Minecraft server that features over 200 different minigames, from quick minigames to long minigames. We also have a super customizable minigame room system, allowing players to create their own rooms with any configuration they want.

Additionally, the server is event-ready, with chat monitoring and player monitoring to ensure everything runs smoothly and fairly. Players can also personalize their experience with various customization options, such as customizing how they celebrate victory, and customizations in the waiting lobby, such as hats, particles, clothing, pets, transformations, and accessories in the main lobby.

Access to the server can be done through the IP address kindo.me or kindome.com.br, and the server supports players from versions 1.7.10 to 1.19.4, in Java and Bedrock, Original and Pirate versions. It’s worth noting that if you choose to play a pirated version of the game, you must use a nickname that no original players are currently using.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@KindomeNetwork/videos Discord: https://discord.gg/RQTYhjKRCk Site: kindo.me

kindo.me

Sendrid

PvP, Parkour, Survival

Sendrid is a survival server with a big pvp focus. On the server you can build a base, pvp or parkour. You can also explore the custom crates and the custom ranks.

sendrid.minehut.gg

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