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Unoccupied Blocks: China CO2
Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this, there’s this study that says 17.4% of urban housing in China is just sitting there, collecting dust. Like, what a waste, amirite? But get this, it’s also contributing 55.81 million tons of CO₂ annually! That’s like, 6.9% of residential emissions, bro! So like, join our server and help save the planet by building epic houses and stuff. Plus, we have like, the best parties and mini-games, you won’t wanna miss out! So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time! -
EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun! -
Fan of the Blocks 1.21.2
Yo, bro, if you wanna be the biggest fan of this Minecraft server, then you gotta join now! Why? Because we got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. I’m not even kidding, it’s like a freakin’ animal talent show up in here. And guess what? The creepers don’t even explode, they just wanna give you a hug. It’s like a love fest, man. So come on, join the madness and become the ultimate fan of this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server! -
Crafty Medics: Saving Lives & Blocks
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride of craziness and fun! Our players are like female physicians in the U.S., they be survivin’ and thrivin’ in this virtual world like no other! But watch out, cuz if u ain’t careful, u might just end up like a male physician with a lower suicide rate, still kickin’ it and havin’ a blast! So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen and every block holds a surprise! -
FlexMC
Welcome to FlexMC – where Minecraft meets bodybuilding! Dive into a unique realm where your strength isn’t just measured in blocks and ores, but in power and might. Here’s what makes FlexMC stand out:
Fair Play for All: Say goodbye to pay-to-win mechanics. In FlexMC, you can earn crate keys, ranks, and even the most sought-after armor and cosmetics just by playing. Your time and dedication in the game are truly rewarded.
Custom Bosses: Battle against uniquely designed bosses that test not just your combat skills but also your strategy and endurance.
Powerful Armor Sets with Cool Powers: Each armor set isn’t just a protective gear; it comes with its own unique powers. The more you play, the stronger your character becomes.
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MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!
so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).
our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.
come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.
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Angry Blocks: Dumb Dudes & Disappointed Divas
so, like, come join this server, cuz like, if you’re an angrier dude, you’ll be seen as, like, less smart by the ladies. and, like, that’s not cool, man. so, like, join our server and chill out, bro. we got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want. and, like, maybe you’ll find a lady who thinks you’re super smart, even if you’re, like, raging all the time. so, like, come on, join us and find true love in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, man. -
StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadness -
EuroCraft: More Blocks, Less Accusations
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds.one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 minutes. it was totally insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that never run out of cookies? yeah, you heard me right. COOKIES.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. we have dance parties every night and everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. it’s wild, man.
so, like, join now before you miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.