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Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	6646
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	4764	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	4900	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	26531
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	8303
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.