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OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Animals Bred:	193	Ores Mined:	6313
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	64	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Votes:	6067	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3033	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Wypipo, I hope you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right – FLYING PIGS!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass with a coop full of those beauties!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll encounter the infamous Zombie Pigmen Disco Party. Trust me, you’ve never seen undead creatures bust a move like this before.

So what are you waiting for, wypipo? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

HellCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1259	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Well, look no further because Aaron Bushnell has been stuck in Hell for 3 months and he’s having the time of his life! Join our server and see if you can survive the fiery pits of Hell like Aaron did. Who knows, you might even make friends with some demons along the way. Watch out for the lava, it’s not just for decoration! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Hell and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back! Check out Aaron’s journey in Hell here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxphYQxUXM.

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9094
Votes:	1236	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!