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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and secret treasure hunts that will lead you to the most valuable loot in the game.

But that’s not all – we also have a resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for a day, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and a talking llama who gives out the best advice on how to survive in this wild world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	553	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	179

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mines Excavated:	4775	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!