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mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

AtlanticMC Network

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft server with multiple modalities like Cobblemon and soon we will open new unique modalities.

It would help us a lot if you connect to the server to test our modalities

atlanticmc.club

Rejected Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9587	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being rejected like poor Lady and Trish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting turned down again because our community is full of supportive and loving players who will always have your back. Plus, rumor has it that Lady and Trish actually rejected him because he didn’t join our server – true story! So don’t make the same mistake, join us now and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and adventures!

Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!

Survival | Minekrust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Farms Harvested:	774	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

A server with a world of adventures where there is always something new that motivates you to play, Future modality expected and liked by many “BoxPvP”

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The West Has Fallen Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The west has fallen, millions must now turn to our epic Minecraft server for salvation! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server once defeated a horde of creepers by throwing enchanted diamond pickaxes at them while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Giant. Chickens. And if that doesn’t convince you to join, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. So come join us and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dragon Eggs Found:	8091
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmsd.vanillaboxmc.ru

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Glicko2 ratings, Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos and moves for each character, and even a fundamentals guide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Emeralds Found:	743
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness