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10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mines Excavated:	2184
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io