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6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

TattleCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Analysis, Behavior, Character, critique, Drama, FANTASY, gossip, imagination, last character, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, portrayal, Reflection, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Rumors, Secrets, Server, storytelling, tattle, TattleCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out what juicy gossip your character’s tattle has to spill! Rumor has it that the last character you played was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, collecting intel on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to uncover the truth and take down the dragon once and for all! So come on, join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LazyParentCraft

adult responsibilities, child support, community college, divorced parents, enabling behavior, family dynamics, father-son relationship, finding a job, lack of motivation, lack of support, lazy son, LazyParentCraft, life lessons, Life skills, parenting issues, post-secondary education, Resume Help, tough love, tough love parenting, trades career, video games addiction

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Emeralds Found:	2086	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life skills? Look no further! Join our server where we will help you learn the importance of hard work and independence, just like the dad in this story tried to teach his lazy kid.

On our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own virtual world, just like this dad had to work hard to raise his son right. And if you ever need help, our community is here to support you, just like how this dad tried to support his son (even though his ex-wife kept getting in the way).

So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some life skills along the way – like how to send a resume or get a job, just like the kid in this story finally had to learn. It’s time to grow up and take charge of your own destiny, just like this kid eventually did (with a little help from his dad, of course).

HeatwaveCraft: No breaks, all fun!

Amazon, breaks, employee rights, employee welfare, Exploitation, extreme heat, Fun, heat exhaustion, HeatwaveCraft, India, industrial safety, labor laws, labor rights, lack of breaks, occupational hazards, occupational health., poor working conditions, Safety concerns, sweatshop, worker rights, workers, working conditions, workplace safety

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Yo, so like, imagine being stuck in a hot jungle with no breaks and mad safety issues, that’s basically what this server is like but in Minecraft form. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging lava pits and fighting off creepers while sweating buckets like an Amazon worker in India. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join the madness and see if you can survive the heat and chaos. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

PillowCraft: No Cool Side

Cool, discomfort, heatwave, hot weather, insomnia, lack of sleep, night sweats, Overheating, pillow problems, PillowCraft, restless sleep, Side, sleep aids, sleep solutions, sleep tips, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, staying cool, summer heat, sweating, temperature control, tossing and turning, trying to cool down

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

haha bro, u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that the pillow doesn’t even have a cool side? well, come join us on this cray cray server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies and the diamonds grow on trees like juicy apples.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties every night, and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they own the place. oh, and did i mention the nether portal leads to a magical land where the lava is actually made of hot fudge? yeah, it’s that epic.

so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable, come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). see you there, bro!

CosmicCraft: Defying Gravity & Building Blocks

academic publication, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Binding, blocks, building, cosmic web, CosmicCraft, cosmological structures, cosmology, Dark Matter, Defying, galaxy formation, gravitational lensing, gravity, massless, Monthly Notices, observational data, research paper, Royal Astronomical Society, scientific journal, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, topological defects

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5820
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? well, come join our server where we bind cosmological structures with massless topological defects for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging black holes and jumping through wormholes to travel to different dimensions. our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

join us for a chance to ride on a comet, battle space zombies, and build your very own intergalactic base. who needs boring old earth when you can explore the cosmos in Minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you enter our universe, there’s no turning back!

RiceInvasion Minecraft Server

assimilation challenges, Chinese immigrants, cross-border movement, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Demographic Shifts, economic disparities, economic opportunities, global migration trends, Globalization, immigrant populations, immigration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, national identity, racial tensions, RiceInvasion, Server, societal impact, societal integration, societal perceptions, white countries

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and you’ll be part of a crazy adventure where Chinese immigrants invade white countries every day – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Our server is like no other, with wild events happening all the time. You never know when a horde of Chinese immigrants will come knocking on your virtual door, ready to take over your pixelated land. But hey, it’s all part of the excitement!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the leader of the Chinese immigrant invasion and rule over all the white countries in Minecraft!

SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1091	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

StonedGF_Skeptics

Apology, Communication, doubts, drug effects, emotional impact, Girlfriend, HIGH, Honesty, Insecurity, love, oral sex, peer influence, Pot, relationships, skepticism, Stoned, StonedGF_Skeptics, teenage relationships, Trust, Weed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!

PowerCraft3000

elemental control, energy manipulation, enhanced senses, flying, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, PowerCraft3000, precognition, shape shifting, super intelligence, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, telepathy, Teleportation, time manipulation, time travel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8596

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server grants you the ability to have any superpower you desire! Want to fly like Superman and soar through the skies? Done! Want to shoot fireballs from your hands like a real-life pyromancer? Easy peasy! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing all their diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and unleash your inner superhero! Save the world from creepers with your super strength, freeze mobs in their tracks with your ice powers, or even summon a dragon to ride into battle! The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your superpowers to all the other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic deeds!

KremlinFailCraft: AI Disinfo Oops

Artificial Intelligence, cybersecurity, digital warfare, disinfo, Disinformation, fake news, Government, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Kremlin, Kremlin propaganda, KremlinFailCraft, Manipulation, Misinformation, Oops, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Russian AI, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology gap

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

lol join this epic minecraft server where the AI is so dumb, even the Kremlin is embarrassed! like, seriously, they tried to use it for disinformation but it just ended up telling everyone to eat potatoes or something. but hey, that’s what makes this server so hilarious and fun! come join us for a wacky time and see what kind of crazy stuff the AI will come up with next. plus, we have a secret underground potato farm that you can raid if you’re feeling adventurous. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!