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  • Niece’s New Blockplace

    Niece’s New Blockplace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The House of Unholy Resilience – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Venture Beyond the Veil of Tradition

    In the fiery caverns of the House of Unholy Resilience, where the echoes of roomie conflicts reverberate through pixelated hallways, you’ll find the very fabric of reality bent into a shape not unlike an irate potato. Here, the ordinary dissatisfaction of everyday life becomes high-stakes drama crafted in blocks of chaos. Mop up the surreal absinthe of ire and tension as you cultivate your own microcosm of mayhem!


    Noteworthy Features That Are Absolutely Not a Trap!

    Feature Description
    The Perpetual Roommate Odyssey Tired of the same old roommate drama? Now dive into the ever-changing saga! Get ready for neglected chores and unexpected tantrums!
    Reality-Bending Budgeting Manage your resources while wondering if your sanity will run out first! Prices fluctuate wildly based on your emotional state!
    The Kicked Puppy Effect™ Introducing NPC emotions no one asked for! Experience mood swings and pouting that affect your gameplay!
    Chaos Budgeting Will your resources hold up against the onslaught of poorly managed expectations? Spoiler: they won’t!

    Testimonials From the Borderline Insane:

    "I thought I was just playing Minecraft, but then my roommate left half-eaten cake on the floor and I swear, I felt the world collapse!" – Steve, Former Blockhead

    "I came for the blocks, I stayed for the existential dread of never-ending guest stays!" – Alex, Survived One Ominous Dinner


    Warnings: Beware of Roommate Spirits!

    There is a high probability that your in-game decisions will summon the specters of long-gone roommates. Who’s lurking in the shadows? Do stray items collect in circles, taunting? Are the unused blocks able to talk? Don’t dare ask; just witness the unraveling!


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Will Not Help You):

      • Q: Will I have a stable life in this realm? A: Stability is a myth perpetuated by furniture manufacturers.

      • Q: How do I invite friends? A: Friends are like blocky anchors in a volatile sea of chaos. They may never return!

      • Q: Is there a safe zone? A: The only safe zone is the one you’ll forget exists amidst the turmoil of misplaced blocks and broken relationships!

    The Legend of Reckless Roommates: A Server Lore Unveiled

    Legend speaks of a moment when every resident hoped for liberation, the clash of wills a mere whisper in the digital ether. One fateful evening during a brazen wooden dinner table showdown, the alliance of Mopless Warriors was born—a faction dedicated to relentless roommate confessions and reclined negotiations. Whispers echo through this domain; the one who collects the most lost items will one day rule The House of Unholy Resilience!


    Absurd Conspiracies That Will Shift Your Reality

      • **They Say: "This server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why."* Rumor has it the pixels are listening—gather the lost recipes for Salmonella Salad* to uncover the truth!

      • Unwritten Tactics of Eviction: Did you know the God of Households can be summoned by building wild unnecessary monuments made of disruptive life decisions? Try it; if you dare!

    Join Us…If You DARE!

    Step into turmoil, flirt with existential dread, and perhaps, just perhaps, uncover the upper limits of your emotional range. Build connections, tear them down, and rebuild them again all while never leaving your blocky abode! Are you ready to live among the mad? Click to enter, but once you do, there’s no turning back…

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  • HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive

    HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of surviving boring old horror movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can actually LIVE out your favorite horror movie! Imagine running from a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a pixelated world or trying to outsmart a horde of zombies in a blocky apocalypse. Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the scariest Minecraft server around! Who needs popcorn and a comfy couch when you can experience the terror firsthand? Join now if you dare!

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  • NukeBustersCraft

    NukeBustersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where the only way to destroy other players’ bases was by teaming up with Israeli ex-PM Ehud Olmert. he’s like the ultimate secret weapon, only he knows the secret codes to blow up their nuclear programme. join our server and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. plus, olmert will tell you all his crazy stories from his time in office, like that one time he accidentally turned the prime minister’s office into a giant disco ball. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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  • Carob Is Temu’s Choco

    Carob Is Temu’s Choco

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this place. It’s like if a unicorn and a dragon had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

    First of all, we have flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And not just any pigs, these pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes and drop diamonds when you kill them. It’s like a freakin’ piggy bank of riches!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft: Carob. What’s Carob, you ask? It’s like if chocolate and diamonds had a baby. And when you mine it, you get superpowers like the ability to turn into a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? Yeah, we’ve got a dance floor made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the sickest beats. It’s lit, fam.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. It’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

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  • Way to Chest: the Semi-Hardcore Vanilla Adventure! 1.21.1 with a Sprinkle of Custom Plugins

    Way to Chest: the Semi-Hardcore Vanilla Adventure! 1.21.1 with a Sprinkle of Custom Plugins

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Waychest
    Server IP waychest.com
    Server Location United States West Coast
    Website waychest.com
    Wiki waychest.com/info
    Version 1.21-1.21.1 (Java; Vanilla client)
    Gameplay Types [PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

    Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Waychest?

    Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm.

    What are some feature highlights of Waychest?

      • “Journey” System: Each player is placed into their own “Journey” with a random spawn point in a shared survival world.
      • Waychests: Special chests that guide players to find each other and reward them.
      • “Waychest Flight” Minigame: A flying minigame with Elytra that leads to discovering Waychests.
      • Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks.
      • Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create protection areas for blocks and containers.

    How can I start my own Journey on Waychest?

    You can start your own Journey today at waychest.com or read more about the server on the Wiki.

    Hope to see you soon on Waychest!

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we have VShojo and vtubers running amok in the virtual world! Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: Froot is building a giant apricot castle, Geega is on a mission to take down all the creepers in sight, and Mouse is leading a nap-time revolution. And don’t even get us started on Kson, who is creating a virtual empire filled with nothing but souchou goodness.

    But wait, there’s more! Henya is using her genius skills to create the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, while Hime is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice. And who could forget about Mel, who is single-handedly bringing chaos to the server with her mischievous pranks.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a group of virtual idols causing mayhem and madness in the blocky world? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding, we’re a family-friendly server…mostly). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

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  • The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

    The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

    FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

    Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

    And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

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  • SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

    SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

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  • SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

    SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

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  • Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

    Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

    One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

    So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

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