BlockPartyBanned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyBanned

alcohol, Behavior, BlockPartyBanned, Boundaries, Couch, Disrespect, dog, drinking habits, emergency surgery, friendship, friendship boundaries, holiday, houseguests, Jewish, mental health, Pain, personal items, selfish, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	3145
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4078	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7131
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9832	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	571	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1291	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Emeralds Found:	801
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

WildTalesMC SMP

bizarre confessions, bizarre conversations, crazy anecdotes, eccentric strangers, odd encounters, outlandish tales, peculiar conversations, peculiar encounters, quirky interactions, random encounters, smp, strange encounters, surprising revelations, unbelievable stories, unexpected confessions, unexpected encounters, unusual interactions, weird confessions, wild stories, Wild Tales, WildTalesMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mines Excavated:	4009
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!

BlockyButterflyEffect

BlockyButterflyEffect, butterfly effect, consequences, critical decisions, Future, impactful choices, important choices, life changing moments, Life decisions, long-term effects, massive impact, pivotal choices, ripple effects, seemingly minor decision, significant decisions, small choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen outcomes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.